Maybe Bugs has the right idea?
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Elves don’t think anything counts as people.
If I rescue some sure. Otherwise I will have to set out glue traps and see if I snag any that try and take my stuff.
Oh, they can be absolutely feral. At least in Warmode.
Trick you into the pot?
Kinda goes against my not cooking people philosophy.
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brother, we are not the trolls, don’t dwell into there level.
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I’m the one fighting against the rampant people eating.
And now I have a Gnome safe in a terrarium and have to constantly feed a panda lady to keep her from eating people.
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It sounds like you need a panda sized all you can eat buffet to satisfy even the most voracious and insatiable fat panda…
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that or just point her at the nearest food cart outside…
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Just tell the food cart owner to make a run for it first…
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depends on who the food cart guy is first…
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Belf burgers sound delicious right now. Come here bread.
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your better off eating dirt with how much magic and lack of calories involved in belfs.
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This Belf is in the pickled elf category & has been soaked in fine wines, should be safe to eat.
you’ll just get hungry later.
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no i am not going to be food for you. get back hussgoat.
still, so little there
Kind of like only having one tasty McGnome Nugget.
Now Beer battered Dwarf, or well marinaded hooman - that’s different 
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“We DO know how to feast, don’t we?”
/wicked grin
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Indeed - the food must be tasty and plentiful
I’m ok if it tries to run too - after all who doesn’t like fast food
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Muscles are for the youth.
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i am seeing a awful lot of smiling here? ALRIGHT WHATS GOING ON HERE PEOPLE! THIS IS VERY SUSPICIOUS!
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/grin
/giggle
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/grin
It’s because it’s fun.