“They are gross, only if they are NOT made with real chicken. Read my post a little bit harder.”
/wink
/smile
real elf nuggets are super dry.
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real draenei nuggets are super yucky.
Breaded Belf nuggets are tasty…
this is completely unfair.
There are… Nuggets with bones…?!
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i call boneless wing chicken nuggets.
Well, that’s more accurate than calling them wings since they are white meat.
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“Good point.”
but wouldnt that imply that there could be bones in it if you dont say the boneless part?
Ah, processed meat… I’m reminded of a post I saw elsewhere.
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“Is that ham processed? If it’s processed I don’t want it”
Ma’am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind’s contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest, We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that.
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I may get an unholy meat obelisk sammich for lunch today.
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Yeah I’ll take a pound of it please.
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Let’s deep fry it in bacon
I don’t know, this is kind of creepy…
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Eat it too end the monster
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Taps Hawkens on shoulder and point to the 10,000 other nuggets coming over the hill " i hope your real hungry " as i fly away .
Should be enough to feed zen.
Yea about that zen away on all you can eat seafood seem alot of sea creatures washed up on a beach .
She should have plenty of room for her 2nd lunch
It’s Fat Bear Week in Alaska… 
Don’t be mistaken for one of the contestants…
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