Shamwow was the other guy — Vince, I think the name was? Billy Mays was a god among pitchmen, though. We may never see his like again.
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the guy who did shamwow went to jail actually.
I heard ork shaman are gritty.
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We’re not edible.
Watch our for Dwarf shaman, they’ll get you drunk and Kul’Tiran has alot of fat in them.
thats not what the dk and his ghoul friend said.
“Maybe not for Humans to eat, but us Forsaken can take the toxic with ease.”
/wicked grin
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yeah i know.
I like green ham 
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/Orcish war drums sound from under the sofa
Someone is going to wind up dead.
I suggest no one eats green eggs and ham.
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It’s not easy eating green 
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Maybe on St. Patrick’s Day … ?
No, not even then. If your eggs and ham are green, someone has perpetrated a crime against food that has voided the manufacturer’s warranty.
pauses before stuffing fork full of meat into mouth
Wait, this isn’t Kermit, right?
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The Green eggs and ham.
We ate Kermit’s offspring, yum.
Oh well, went down smooth.
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“I guess no one in here ever heard of Food Coloring.”
/giggle
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Loud Meowing Noises
Food coloring is fun. Make some blood red pancakes for Halloween.
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“Blood Red Pancakes, smothered in Purple Ooz Syrup!!!”
“So many colors… So much food… Oh what FUN!!!”
/grin
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