I ate your mint chocolates. I’m not sorry.
Are you sure they weren’t ex-lax 
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no thats what the kobold ate…
i can tell based on the smell…
can you make lovefool wear a shirt?
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And I ate all your spicy nachos…
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Might I suggest a slurpee from one of my local 711s then?
Even better. I’ll make you THINK they’re wearing a shirt
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If they didn’t want me to go shirtless then they would not have given me the ability to do so.
im immune to brain washing.
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Of course you are strong hunter
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no i am, you try mind controllin me, an i will just “Walk” out of it.
just ask the 423 priest who tried.
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The waggle tends to mind control men into doing whatever is asked.
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the waggle tried forcing me to pay taxes.
but i dont care who stormwind sends, i am not paying taxes!
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I am sorry…but, you’ve returned too early, and I’ve not found my way to this yet.
Lucky for me, you’re not exactly the correct warlock anyways. 
That’s really going to set off the anti-waggle and anti-wiggle crowds.
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Only the weak willed ones.
/High fives Hawkens
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I have nachos?
Darn it. My mouth is too minty to enjoy them.
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/licks the dishes
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Oh no. None of that.
-casts leap of faith on Powerpoxgirl out of the house-
-waggle-
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Go ahead, you can’t unlick those dishes.
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/gets dogs to lick the dishes
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Oh dear.
See, they won’t send anyone to rough you up. That’s strictly amateur hour stuff. No, they’ve got mages on staff to yoink your gold from wherever you’ve got it stashed.
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