Steamrolls all the sleeping orcs…
(The forum update stopped me from embedding youtube vides 
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‘https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XP0d1mwsUE&t=84s&ab_channel=MarcelBaarsch’
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/slowly melts into a pile of slime
Put out a wet floor sign calls on radio " we need someone to clean up slime "
/Wrestles from the steamroller and to the ground
One does not simply steamroll an Orc.
filthy! FILTHY! FILTHY!
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Watch those hands there Mr Orc, you seem to be enjoying the ‘wrestling’ too much… 
Ohh you haven’t seen all of the orc moves 
Guilty as charged 
But fun!
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/reforms back into normal hawkens, an lets out a sudden burp
i am comfy now.
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Hands Hawkens a fine for slip hazard and slimeing in a non slime zone .
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Hawkens is a T2000
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/eats the fine paper
i am many things
i drank alot of weird potions.
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No it was coarse paper not fine .
Hello Doctor Jekyll or is it Mister Hyde? 
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You watch the hands!
/Tussles
Homeboy has a liquor cabinet in his bathroom. Not sure which part determined that was suave: Hyde or Jekyll.
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Hyde’s supposed to be the party animal 
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no its hawkens.
/randomly turns purple, then red, and back too his normal skin color
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