i also got a 3rd one for a kobold wizard.
a rhyming wizard lizard who can summon a blizzard.
I always thought Orcs like spikes
they do, they even got spiky undergarments.
Heck there’s basically a creature named after the combo of orcs and spikes!
pORCupine
Match made in Nagrand
Found Orgrimmar’s peeping Tom!
Hawkens you have no shame!
oi, wrong guy, i only know this because of that orgrimmar advertisement from a goblin.
that an the screaming belf running away afterwards…
It’s true, Orc men do like their huge spiked codpieces, or so I’ve heard…
NEWS UPDATE in orgrimmar witnesses reported seeing orks in spiky undergarments we ask Hawkens if reports are true all we got was " no comments " as Hawkens ran away throwing down traps . We will follow for updates ( will someone unfreeze the camera man ) .
“Natasha Hotpants reporting for Orgrimmar News”, It has been widely reported that Orc men have been panic buying spiky underwear, as a preventitive measure after a spate of incidents where draenei ladies have ‘debriefed’ the unfortunate orc men and fled with their underwear…"
Look!
Of course taurens are not going to fit in cars silly human!
I think I’ll make a tauren named HowdyDoody when I get home from work.
Don’t worry I been learning how to use CPR. I have a lot of teeth.
/walks past the elvin news reporter while hauling alot of orcish food an drinks, while wearing an orc mask
Me: -in broken orcish- “oh excuse me, just passin through, lock brosh n what ever orcs say…”
So that was you trying to carry a tauren in your car.
Silly, silly human, taurens can’t be tamed.
They have the doody part right, look behind the car.
You never met anduin then.
He takes tauren well.
That’s because Bain is weak.
He sat there that entire time and did nothing.
It’s like he’s waiting for a bus or waiting for the expansion to be over.
He was lost without his owner sadly.
I think we don’t need any of these updates.
Knowing that you’re still posting is a good sign.
He’d rather be fishing.
No, seriously. Go to Thunder Bluff, and see who’s on his right. Yes indeed, it’s the fishing trainer.