Here you go:
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This is a story about a man, Iām talkinā about the Dude hereā¦"
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WELP. I just turned 38. And Iām two years closer to age 40. Iām not ready yet. I AM NOT READY YET. cries
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40ās aināt bad. Aināt bad at all, friend.
āWestward the wagons, across the sands of timeā¦ā to keep in the parlance of the Dude
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multiplayer
Māaiq does not know this word. You wish others to help you in your quest? Coward! If you must, search for the Argonian Im-Leet, or perhaps the big Nord, Rolf the Uber. They will certainly wish to join you.
I wanna see it painted
Painted black
Black as night
Black as coal
I wanna see the sun
Blotted out from the sky
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oh my word, where are my manners! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Thank you for procāing my empathy subroutine, Norin
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Ha, haha ahā¦ ha ha haā¦ You kids crack me up! 
Heading to 65 in September. Now I get loads of Medicare spam mail every day. (I think I was 50 when AARP started sending me stuffā¦ They know where you live, and they will find youā¦)
Enjoy life every day. Never know what tomorrow might bring!
Hopefullyā¦ some cookiesā¦
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Yeah Iām 39. The last year I can say āoh Iām in my 30sā
Iām lucky the hair on the top of my head is fine. My Hair is still there, and still a dark, dark brown. But my beardā¦. is white.
I can pass for being in my 20s if I am clean shaven. People are always surprised when I tell them my age - and I never know how to feel about thatā¦
āWow! I didnāt know you were that old, I thought you were like 24!ā
I hear that a lot, and it kinda sounds nice but mean at the same time.
The white facial hair really blows my cover if I let it grow, though, lol.
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Well happy birthday, youngster.
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One of my favorite TikToks for us born in the late 1900s
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjnfLMNb/
The Reagan Was President When I Was Born Club.
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The ALF, Cheers, Trapper Keeper, Teddy Ruxpin, night brite, my buddy, knee high socks, mullets, and candy cigarettes club playing Atari 2600
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I watched that whole movie a while back. Itās super dark.
Happy Birthday!
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I got that a LOT before I grew my beard. Hell, some wouldnāt believe me that Iām older than I look until I show them my driver license.
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Thank you! <3
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Youāre welcome 
Speaking of beard, I am contemplating shaving mine off. Itās itchyyyy. I put beard oil on it maybe thatās causing the itching?
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Truth be told Iām not far behind, but for me looking young is something that runs in my family.
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I have no frame of reference beyond that meme. Perhaps someday I will fill in the gaps of my pop culture knowledge banks?
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