Vulpera adoption thread - we need good homes before its too late!

[Nasuuna-emerald-dream]

At risk of not being adopted, I am going to expose something about the vulpera… We’re not actually foxes. We’re rats.

Ya, it is what it is. Does Donny Kawano sound delicious on a rotisserie to you?

Wait. Wait wait wait. Hold the space phone. Not even in Velen’s most absurd visions could I imagine this. Is what you’re telling me true >? You’re not just big foxes? Did I totally misunderstand the entire zone?

A state income tax. Federal taxes still apply. Texas doesn’t have state income tax either.

California has nothing but taxes. You don’t get paid so much as get an after tax living allowance that isn’t enough to actually live on.

It…it is what it is.

lol

unny that, federal income tax applies to every American… everywhere. Make money overseas? Guess what, Uncle Sam wants a piece of the pie.

Looks at my pay stub Everyone takes all my money, why do I even work!

I shed everywhere, and will cuddle with your significant other while making very clear eye contact with you, because I know exactly what I’m doing.

LOL, but I’m the cute draenei, don’t you want to sleep on my lap and get behind the ear rubs? Plus, I live alone. I’m the crazy vulpera lady now