Void Elves are better than Belves and Helves

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:skull: +makes a sinister hissing sound+ :skull:

Void Elves are superior to Night Elves and Nightborne too. Dont allow other elves to think they have a shot at being best elf when the perfect elf exists.

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If Void Elves were a cookie, they’d be oatmeal raisin.

Some find them acceptable, but nearly everyone would prefer just about any other flavor.

Void Elves are that purple mold that you can find in some Capri-Suns when you open them up.

https://img2.mashed.com/img/gallery/the-shady-truth-about-capri-sun/they-have-a-long-history-of-mold-1539884030.jpg

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We know your just jelly we got all the looks and the voice that can melt stone and all you got was… gold eyes.

It’s ok, we forgive you, no one can be as per…flghabarthITRISESFROMTHESEAITDREAMSBUTDOSENOTSLEEPflaghan… perfect

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I don’t, they can keep their blue eyes for all I care. Blood Elves will continue to be the lesser race.

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If Velf was a horde choice, it would be the only race I’d pick.

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Void Elves are the best elves. They got the best theme going on. Classy dark elves with psychotic whispers accompanying them at every turn. Their voices are awesome and that void tendril hair you can’t beat. FOR THE REN’DOREI!

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Yesssss, Yesssssss, good, gooooood, embrace the void my fuzzy friend!

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Greaaaaat, now we can add “possesssed” as a prefix to “space goats”. Draenei |dra-ni|-“Posssessed space goats”.

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Someone should tell him you’re supposed to make Lemonade out of lemons, not suck them like candy shudders

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Void elves are sleeper honestly.

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Void Elf, Best Elf! :two_hearts: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: :two_hearts:

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We too make satisfying squishing sounds when poked squish squish

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You may not like it, but this is the ideal elf. This is what peak elf performance looks like.

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I would, it was lonely being one of the only “scarier” races around.

I’d love if you guys could make me a little void looking too.

Awwww…

You get your own waggle just for that.

/WAGGLE

/HUG

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Void elf = blood elf = high elf.

All the same thing.

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Their lore is our lore up to the point of becoming a Velf then they have their own plus all of ours