Monday morning bumpers
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Did anyone ever get in contact friend?
We’re still looking for brave adventurers, semi-competent button mashers, and loot ninjas in denial .
Raid with us, wipe with us, cry with us — it’s all part of the experience!
Join now before we start recruiting Murlocs. 
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675 ilvl arms warr, 2726 oi 3010 oi main, LF guild 8/8 heroic Nelinar#1409 is my b tag
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Wednesday bump! Looking for healers and key pushers!
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Like a hunter missing their trap CD, this post just slipped right past page one! But fear not—we’re back and shinier than a freshly looted epic!
We’re still recruiting brave souls, mildly competent button mashers, and anyone who knows NOT to stand in fire (or at least dies entertainingly when they do).
Join us. Or don’t. But we have snacks… and probably less drama than your last guild. Probably. 
/bump
I’m just here to party naked
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Reporting for my daily duty of bumpers so I don’t get taken behind the shed and abused.
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Hopefully if I bump this post, my GM won’t give my loot away.
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Fairly new member here. Great people here and skillful. Please join so I have more key friends <3
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<3 we got a sweet new discord tag
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Saturday bump!
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GM took my loot, can’t believe you didn’t join to stop that.
I was told I would be given cookies if I bumped this
Still looking for some healers to round out this awesome roster
Ain’t nothing wrong with a little Bump and Grind… or whatever R Kelly Said.
Late night bump
BUMP!
Like a rogue in a PvP match, we’ve appeared out of nowhere to remind you we’re still recruiting!
Are you tired of pugging with people who think “mechanics” are just things that fix their car?
Do you long for a guild that wipes with style, drinks potions like wine, and has more dad jokes than actual dads?
We got you.
We’re the kind of guild that:
- Brings cookies to raids (they’re virtual, but it’s the thought that counts)
- Thinks standing in fire is just a warm hug from the boss
- Considers alt-tab deaths a sacred guild tradition
- Believes loot is temporary, but memes are forever
We’re looking for DPS, healers, and one emotionally-stable tank who doesn’t mind us blaming them for literally everything.
So if your parse is high but your standards are low, apply now.
Or don’t. But then you’ll just be wrong.
/bump – still here, still weird, still recruiting.
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BUMP from Enigma!
Still recruiting — because apparently, not everyone is ready for greatness (or our memes).
What is Enigma?
- A mystery wrapped in a riddle, dipped in sarcasm, and baked at 400° for 20 minutes
- Home to elite players, casual legends, and at least one guy who still doesn’t know what “DPS” stands for
- Raids? We got 'em.
- PvP? Occasionally, when we forget the difference between “duel” and “dance-off”
- Community? Tight-knit, slightly weird, and 100% judgment-free (except for gnome mains… we’re watching you
)
So stop ghosting your destiny.
Apply today — or risk missing out on the best thing since keyboard shortcuts.
Join Enigma. Solve nothing. Have everything. 
This is the cool kids club.