More a head-cannon than a character, but hear me out.
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Quel’thalas has massage and body salons. Orcs, Trolls and Tauren have no idea what this is, but some smart-
Sin’dorei decides to get one back on the ‘Twue Hoawde’ nits they’re dealing with and tells them that it is a Trial of Bravery that Sin’dorei undergo.
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Orcs go in, thinking this is rather dull, terrifying the poor masseuses, until we get to the acupuncture and full-body waxing stages.
“You dispute my honor?”
“No, sir, but this is … I don’t think you really understand …”
“Do your worst! I fear nothing!”
And outside the room, all these Orcs grumbling about sissy Elves and their fancy froo-froo trials hear Gromblar the Champion go “Lok’tar O-GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” as the wax comes off during the back, sack and crack wax and immediately think something hardcore is going on in there.
Fast forward a few years, its something of an initiation prank for fresh Orc Grunts to be assigned to a ‘bender’ in Silvermoon City by their seniors, and there’s just these dead-eyes masseuses who’ve had to deal with this for years whose only fear is a Tauren or Troll (both have fur) who come in for this Trial and get really sad when told it can’t be performed on them.
Fast forwards to now, when the Mag’har join the Horde, and the rest of the Horde is just waiting with ill-concealed impatience behind whatever flimsy disguises they can scrounge as a whole new generation of machismo idiots sign up for the ‘Trial of Courage’.
This is also how Silvermoon avoided bankruptcy.
A character concept I have repurposed for my Shal’dorei Warlock is a Sin’dorei Mage whose career before the coming of the Scourge was being a Barista at Sunbucks, the Sin’dorei version of Starbucks.
Completely unflappable. Has seen everything. Photographic memory because you don’t screw up Prince Kael’thas’s upside-down double-mocha frappuccino with extra nutmeg. Would bitterly laugh about how he’s so glad that his people have a 5k year lifespan because it is going to take at least that long to pay off the student loans for his Mage training, and on Sunbuck’s pay-rate. Uses magic to basically make the foam, heat the drinks, perfectly mix the drinks and Water Elementals to purify the water and/or cool the drinks.
Then I started to imagine the rest of the Horde discovering coffee.
Imagining how terrifying it would be for these poor barristers to have to deal with Orcs who, already aggressive, have just discovered coffee and don’t understand you don’t chug down tankards large enough to hold a Gnome inside of this stuff, are now standing on the other side of the counter, jittering uncontrollably with blood-shot eyes, demanding refills of these giant, spike-covered mugs.
The moment the Horde discovers the Sin’dorei serve up a mean Chai Latte and you’ve got Tauren asking for extra milk in theirs, and the poor Elf trying to not say “Can’t you do that yourself?”.
I don’t know why, but the whole clash of cultures there just appeals to me. It’s a sitcom that writes itself.