Trolls, mon, trolls

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I never much liked trolls. Da whole, “ya mon” ting just didn’t get it for me. An I normally play Alliance anyway.

But den I played BFA on da Horde side, and da Zandalari made me tink twice about dem. De other day, I started up Lanmo (“death” in Hatian Creole, according to Google Translate), here, an it been givin me a whole new outlook on da trolls. Ya, I know, maybe blood ain’t da best spec for a troll given all da tings goin down in Naz’mir, but I tink it’s fitting. Plus… blood death knights be pretty bad-assed.

So dere it is. I be tinkin me be playin a troll for a while. Lanmo gotta get himself some levels, ain’t dat da truth.

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All I know is troll women are the bees-knees.

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If you have a foot fetish, sure.

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What’s a foot fetish got to do with trolls?

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Look down.

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Trolls are the best Horde race. No other race comes close.

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The Zandalari are probably the most fleshed out fictional culture in the game now thanks to BfA. I love Zuldazar.

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What, orcs don’t got feet? Trolls the only ones with feet?

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We be Azeroth’s originals, bruddah. Welcome, and stay away from da Voodoo!

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Ay, richmon, you can afford another bauble or two.

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Well no. I like little dainty feet. It must be the cute little tusk! And the Mohawks! swoon

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One of these things is not like the other.

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You’re not making no sense, orc, unless you’re saying that because trolls got big feet troll players got foot fetishes. That don’t make no sense, it be like saying all elf players got ear fetishes.

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-__- Just let the joke go woosh.

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but feet is gross

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For something to be a joke, it’s gotta be funny. That was… well, you tried.

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Heeeeey! The best Horde race? Nothing comes close? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

You absolute madman.

We come close.

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I think he’s trolling

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Ahhh! I see what you did there… :grin:

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The whole fake poverty thing kills me. Dude just charged me 100s of gold and calls me rich mon. I think its a slur towards player characters!