Tortollians are so obnoxious that even my gnome hates them. And she loves everyone.
I’m like “Where the F- you guys been all this time? I fought the Liche King. I fought back the Legion (TWICE!). I AM THE CHAMPION OF AZEROTH AND CARRY HER HEART AROUND MY NECK! What have YOU ever done other than teach language arts and shoot crabs?”
If N’Zoth had said, “join me and I will give you the power to wipe the Tortollians from the face of Azeroth”…I would have strongly considered the offer.
Sorry…just…sigh…
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What are your hero rates? And estimated funeral expenses?
"I used to be an adventurer like you once …
… and then I got better! HA!"
That one still makes me laugh.
Also, back to the topic at hand: It doesn’t help that the trinkets are largely crapola, too.
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My Forsaken Warlock… Oh look, a weapon emissary is up… Here you go “hero” snickers opens the box to reveal… an off hand. “Oh… joy,” he says with a sigh. “And what am I supposed to do with this? You see this?” shakes staff in emissaries face “THIS is what I use.”
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I agree. The turtles are jerks…and insane. (Nola telling my DKs they could be school teachers. I can see it now: Dear Parent. I’m sending this note home with your little ghoul to explain what happened today…)
For those who have alts that just need rings/trinkets, keep an eye on the WQ Dungeons. They can reward 430 rings/trinkets and you may very well be able to solo BFA dungeons on Normal. Yes, the extra bosses show up on normal. You may have one friend with alts that need a ring or trinket. Two people can easily take out a BFA dungeon on normal if all you need are rings/trinkets even if one of you is bad at that alt class.
While they still aren’t 445, they’re better than 420.
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I love me some turtles. 
Mostly the little tiny ones. Mostly.
I do truly hope they made it to the water.
They’re Azeroth’s version of a boomer.
I cringe when they said that Artifacts belong to them, not to some Adventurer. As if they’re entitled to them.
So, yeah, each time I hear one of them say something incredibly out of touch with reality, I just say, “OK Turtle.”
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IKR! Everyone who’s sane knows that the Tortollans were the real Villains of the expansion!