Shaman use Charmin the water elemental
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There are rivers/lakes and soap on a rope, what more could you want?
EDIT: And actually, OP, you really need to be environmentally conscious and use a bidet. IIRC, there are some geysers in the area…
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Divine Shield is my go to
This reminds me how at the beginning of the coronavirus pandemic Americans were stocking up on toilet paper like it was the end of the world, but strangely, not food or water.
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I dunno about the other classes, but my druid just heads out to the nearest desert and uses it like a litterbox. I’d be awfully careful around Tanaris, Uldum, and the Temporal Conflux if I were you.
I was working in a grocery store on their pricing team when Covid hit. Most of my days at that time was spent making signs and hanging them up to stop taking all the toilet paper. Haha
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Hey, if silk and mageweave is good enough for that really picky dwarf in the outhouse, it should be good enough for you.
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when i was a low level critter shorter than the door nob… me and my uncle would joke about how, if the world would come to an end, the thing we’d need to stock up on is a truck load of Toilet paper. not water not food. but TP.
hilarious that the pandemic kinda proved that the world had the same kinda mental priority 
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Not everyone can identify leaves and if someone tried to use poison ivy leaves to wipe their bottom, they’re in for a really bad time
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Good idea. Buy your preferred cloth and destroy one or more every visit.
Not since Vulpera joined the game.
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If they do that, it should always be sold out for the sake of ‘flavor’, like Scrolls of Experience.
Still dunno why people made a run on toilet paper of all things…
Unfortunately, toilets do not exist in the world of Azeroth.
Just look at me for example. I don’t even have butt muscles. I’m already one step ahead.
Apparently they’d prefer to starve to death than let their butts itch.
That’s what the herb farm is for. All those leaves. Just be sure to avoid the ones that burn…
It will cost us a raid tier but I’m all for it!
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I always figured the outhouses had magically infinite toilet paper as why would you need it anywhere else except in the outhouse? On that note…what is Blizz’s fascination with poop oriented things? I mean all the poop quests we’ve had through the years and the fact you get a buff after using the outhouse that implies you relieved yourself… I mean…why is that a thing?
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Everyone knows Azeroth doesn’t have toilet paper.
Have you ever seen a outhouse or toilet in Stormwind? I have not. I guess they just go in the canal.
Must smell like… due to Stormwind being a warm and humid area.
And how many of you have swam and fished in Stormwind canal? 
Someone playing the AH? 