Having multiple quests similar to the “Tyrande, I neeeeed yooouuuuu” or helping Thrall find that one special weapon when there’s plenty lying around.
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You now have to pay 10% sales tax on all auction house and vendor items.
Goblins “need their cut” too.
“Inflation! Whaddya gonna do?”
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Isn’t that already most of the GD forums? 
Bring back ammo
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Everytime you take a step theres a squeek noise
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Introduce hell levels every 5 levels where you need 10x the amount of xp to get over the hump. If you die during the grind, you’re set back to the beginning of the grind.
Another elf race!
Forced MSQ for every expansion, in order, including patch content before you can move onto the next expansion. For every character.
And all cutscenes and dialogue sequences are unskippable.
So the FFXIV treatment, with one major difference - unlike FFXIV (which values it’s story), a large chunk (if not the majority) of WoW’s storytelling is HORRIBLE.
Your comment made me think of this.
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You have to eat food on a regular basis or your character will starve and die permanently.
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And use the bathroom.
So uh, those healers guzzling water between every pull, good luck with that.
All realms are pvp realms.
You’re in a raid full of villains, may as well ruin their carpet.
Everything but the Maw has been removed.
Eye of the Jailer has returned.
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New leg embellishment: Diaper!
That reminds me, I need to buy some diapers for next weekend 
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You must now go to an inn, unequip all your gear, get on a bed, and type /sleep before you are able to log out. Alt+F4 keystrokes now intercepted by the game and ignored.
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OMG how easy is it to get hate? Well done. My worse sabotage is people like you
Pay no mind that the Shaman’s Chain Heal looks a little yellow sometimes. A literal Healing Stream.
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All characters are now the Gnome race.
ez, full reset zero gold zero currency zero rep zero everything, for everyone!
(i actually think it would be good but i might be alone lol)