Time for WoW Jokes

Why didn’t the warrior cross the road?

No path available.

What could you call Chromie’s hips?

A waist of time.

And last but not least…

How many Worgen druids does it take to chase a cat up a tree?

Three. One to be the cat, one to be the tree and one to do the chasing.

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I wish I could like this more than once, those are great lol

Did you hear about the Draenei who was late to work?

He had to hoof it

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Why are Shaman so good at throwing secret birthday parties?

They use the element of surprise!

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Don’t you all have Fruit

I can’t tell jokes to save my life, or whistle lol - but have to say you guys are REALLY good! Lots of smiles

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What’s a Highmountain Tauren’s favorite dessert?

Chocolate mousse

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Why are rogues so good at stealth?

Because their gear is made of hide.

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A bronze dragon wanted to tell me a time traveling joke

but he said I didn’t get it.

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That one took me a minute, very clever haha.

What do you call it when a bunch of bears get trapped in the Maw?

The Grizzly Hells

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A dwarf tried to sell me on the idea of an airplane once.

I hear it’s really taking off now

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What do you call a night elf druid that’s far to clingy in the relationship?

OverBEARing!

…no? Oof tough crowd.

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How do you make a mechagnome angry?

Keep pushing his buttons!

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Why did the Goblin Engineer’s gadgets never work in Silithus?

There were too many bugs

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Your momma so fat that when I shadowstep her, I get a load screen.

Your momma so fat chain lightning hits her 3 times.

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How much do Kul Tiran’s charge for piercings?

A Buck An Ear.

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yes, they’re real. and they cut glass.

censorship inc!!

What is worse than a leaky faucet?

A Wailing Bone!

Korthias content

A Demon Hunter walks into a bar.

He says ouch.

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What do you call 100 paladins in a swimming pool?

a bubble bath

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