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A gnome, a blood elf, and a male human paladin find a magic lamp. They summon the genie inside and he says he’ll grant them each one wish.

The gnome says “I wish that Gnomeregan was clean and the whole city could fly so me and all the gnomes can fly away from Azeroth and never be hunted for our tasty flesh ever again!” poof The genie grants the wish.

The male human paladin bellows “I wish that me and my thick-chested meaty bros could all bro-down on a giant bro space horse and travel around the universe delivering judgment to the unclean!” poof The genie grants the wish.

The genie turns to the blood elf and asks “And what is your wish?” The blood elf thinks for a second and says “You mean to tell me that all the gnomes and male human paladins are off Azeroth forever?” The genie nods.

“I’ll have a Coke then.”

Aw I thought you’d finish with…

the Blood Elf cried for a second and says to the genie, “ I miss my new begotten friends. I wish for the gnome and pally to come back.” Poof!

My best and favorite jokes would get me permanently banned from the forums if I told them.

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Too many Blueberry Elves on the Alliance.

Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing.

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