Thread for players who have queued ZERO 2v2 or regular 3v3 games

bUt ThE wIn TrAdInG iS rEaL iN sHuFfLe!

2 healers 1 dps in discord, when both healers are from a certain few servers, instantly I am like yeahhhh. Please let that 1 dps be on my team at least 3 rounds lol.

700/3
=$233.33
50 wins, averaging 1 minute for gate open, 2 minutes per game pop, 2 minutes per game. 5 minutes per game.

Assuming a 100% win rate and already at 2400…
Comes out to $56 an hour.

Nevermind the fact that it’s probably not a 100% win rate, probably closer to 60% I’d reckon. So $33/hr.

Not too mention unpaid breaks. And the whole having to hit 2400 as well, probably another 2 hours or so to do that. So $22.69/hr?

PS, I think these numbers are GENEROUS btw.

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Couldn’t have said it better myself. The amount of boosters in shuffle is too damn high. Just gg really no point of qing.

All the people buying glad in normal 3s is insane too, probably only 10-15 real glad players and the rest are bought. So tiring.

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Should be noted.

I make more than this working from home. Like, a good deal more. I’m not at the top of my job in the world, I’m actually for my position around the 70-75th percentile. I’ve been in this specific position since July. My job is super easy. I get lots of vacation, I get paid sick days, health insurance, 401k, etc.

So you coming after some dude who is selling carries because it is easy money, lul. Okay. I mean I never understood why people think selling carries is easy money. The numbers don’t add up.

To be fair this can be quite a bit in some other countries.

True, woe is me an my American standards lol.

I mean, and good for them if they’re making that where it is a lot of money. Realistically to be doing carries, be them pilots or carries, you have to be pretty damn good right now and you’re one of few.

I don’t care about RMT just the same I don’t care about people buying services for gold. I think it is cringe and I’d never do it because it totally defeats the entire purpose of the achievement. It’s not my money though and it doesn’t hurt anyone.

Exactly… My favorite part is watching them deny it, they say it doesent exist… got some NEW Juicy answers today, ohh how they work really hard for it and they are not making that much. And my NEW favorite is, well in poor countries 22.69 bucks is alot of money. That answer haha, speechless, takes the cake right there.

Reminds me of that Episode clip of the View, where Kelly Osbourne ends her tv career by saying, if he builds that wall, then who is going to clean our toilets. Instantly the others in the group were mad, and rightfully so at such a comment.

Are you insinuating I sell carries?

Dont take it out on me, its Blizzard who is bringing the Gravy train to a stop… Genius what they did, instead of busting players for selling ratings, losing all of those paying subs, and making the ladder look bad. They are just changing the game making it even harder for them to boost. Shuffle took the player base out of 3s, Glad mount sales are in the gutter. And soon they will fix the que system, its gonna really slow down the win trading. Not to mention all the coming class cc changes, there is a reason many of the high rated folk are angry about it.

in the end, everyone wins!

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Oh Ohhhh, they just posted the coming changes on another thread… Looks like Blizzard has been improving the Queue system. TaaaDAAA!!!

Everyone Wins!

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This thread is like when all the losers in high school randomly ban together and pretend like the things all the cool kids do aren’t cool just because they aren’t invited to do them and that everyone should boycott them shortly before going home to drink 19 mountain dews and cry cause they still have no friends

multi glad fdk here

havent touched 3s literally at all, and queing 2s to help my friends gear we’ve noticed has become obsolete as well its literally better to que SS than any other bracket for literally anything

except glad, But tbh who cares about that anymore lmao cba to tryhard into warrior rogue mongo comps

high end pvp is always the same, fight rogues or x meta spec, and get spam cced all game until someone on your team folds from not being able to play the game and dying in the same stun setups

Kind of how it feels to queue into Frost/Devastation.

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except frost/deva isnt a meta comp, is out performed by a large majority of current comps, relies heavily on the devo 1 shot more than the fdks damage because blizzard didnt know how to make a proper spec out of devo, and has actual counterplay in avoiding their stun setup compared to a rogues setups which are unavoidable and every 20s opposed to every 1m

either way its not how the game should be, plate should brawl, Leather should setup and rotate on cds, cloth should kite and cast when possible, mail has to much variation in specs and playstyles to suggest it should have a specific playstyle

I still dont understand why soo many hate on shuffle, its fun! The Elite players are lining their pockets, and us casuals get to have fun, its a win win.

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Why does some of us who link things now just have the link and not showing the gif/picture straight in the forum anymore?