“Brb, need to do my cat’s taxes real quick”
Silent hunter or other pet class, who doesn’t say a word.
That one is funny
I think anything along the lines of brb or some kind of lag are the worst
“Affix? What’s that?”
“Brb, Wife Aggro.”
“What the hell’s Necrotic?”
“Oh by the way I am multi boxing “
The friend of the quel’thalas or rag player that says “they dc’d, and will brb”
Knowing they won’t be back and you made a mistake joining that group.
What the hell is a keystone?
I’m in a work meeting.
“First time I’ve ever done this dungeon.”
Spoken by the tank 2 seconds after a keystone run starts.
i’m out of mana…
“Hang on, adding Barrage to my bars.”
The Fire Mage dying right before the huge Urn pull in DoS’s Ardenweald section.
“Will this give me valor?”
^ exact quote from a M10 I joined…right after key went in
Another: my weapon is broken
Another (happened in raid last night): hey im gonna go get some food…disappeared for 15 mins while we sat at Hungering
There are 44 players by the name of ‘Lagging’.
“I have rez sickness but it’s fine, we’ll just do small pulls until it wears off.”
“My mom says I have to go to bed”
Discussion of mechanics - if you don’t already know them get out of M+