Put on a sweater.
Takes sweater off.
I’d be worried dat ma pet Raptors might be eatin’ da little fella 
If you can mate 80 times a night, please try to keep it down!
Invest in ear plugs.
Because reasons.
Hmm, I feel like we could pull all sorts of pranks on our neighbors, maybe replace a blood-elf’s shampoo with nair
I like pranks too!
Plan some pranks.
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Me not that kind of fox.
“Oh hey, I’m going to be gone for a few millennia. Enjoy the place.”
looks like I’ll need a new roomie.
I guess we’ll be partying all night long 
Want to chill and netflix? Smash? Video game? Moonlight star gazing? I’m down for whatever~
Oh, a fellow hunter. He’s a blood elf, so I know he won’t make a mess. Also doubt he will eat my food with that elvish figure of his. I’d be very interested in meeting his pets. Hope they like polar bears. I’ll probably get tired of people calling us Legolas and Gimli. 
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xD That Legolas and Gimli bit actually got me to crack a short-lived laugh. Good one~
Skip me!
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I don’t skip him, despite his plea
Grab a drink
Borrow all her clothes and stretch them out so that she cries.
@Hawkens, I hope Applebear doesn’t see that. I don’t know if I can handle jealous Pandaren…
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Wear her clothes, pose infront of a mirror or on a bed and make a flirty pose.
Including the naughty bits of clothes…
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/walks in on new male roommate wearing women’s clothes and posing flirty
Oh come now lad. You be stretching and ruining tha outfit. It be way too small fer ya.
/has seen worse and is happy for endless chili fries
Happy to give ya a laugh. 
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