Someone turned on an old warcraft 56k server and the Y2K virus was on it
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Best post here. Hope this is true.
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He who has no life has found a way to respawn and is currently deleting all swords of 1000 truths from the game, but needed to crash the servers to remove it from the Naxxramas loot table.
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Itâs because I thought it would be fun to level a bit tonight. Looks like they went down as soon as I made that decision.
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/roll for blame.
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The servers are down because thatâs how the game is played now.
If you donât like it, you can quit.
I think I did that right.
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Dracthyrs are chewing on the power cords again.
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they needed the server power to rig an election
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The unpaid intern⊠ran the wrong lua script lol
The hamsters realized this may be their last chance to get the McRib so they all dashed off at once to get one.
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Storm boss ran out of Dimmed stones and had to be restocked
Ya see, the dude what works second shift tech support, heâs eating a cheese steak sammich? And itâs a really good cheese steak. Only thing is, some of that gooey, greasy stuff dripped down into something that really doesnât like to be dripped with gooey, greasy stuff.
And thatâs how he let all the smoke out.
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Same, literally the moment I signed on, they all went off 
The Second Coming is at hand and all of Blizardâs staff have been raptured.
There was a piece of armor that was reported as a bit too risquĂ© and had to be âaddressedâ IMMEDIATELY!
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Horde of hungry raccoons are currently devouring everything and everyone at blizz hq.
Only people with the 20 year subscription now can play. Didnât yâall get the memo?
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I finally killed every squirrel in Darnassus.
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The hyperdrive motivator has been damaged.
The hamsters ordered copies of Pokemon Scarlet and they just got delivered today.
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