you see, what had happened was, someone was watching SeaQuest DSV and got all sad at the end of season 2 because season 3 was just bad.
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you see, what had happened was, someone got to the end of The Walking Dead and realized, you still don’t learn how the the dead started walking.
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you see, what had happened was, the Lions have won 3 games in a row, Green Bay and Tampa Bay are out, and the NFL is in trouble
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There are none. All Elon Musk jokes are used precisely enough.
Someone turned on all the microwave’s and tripped the breakers
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Someone spilled coffee on the servers.
Who let all the fish sticks spawn. They are the culprit.
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A neckbeard was miss-gendered.
The grummles infected the servers
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Someone beat the game.
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Sorry, my rabbit and conure got into the spicy hay, aka wires, causing a short and frying everything! Luckily both are unharmed, so there is that. Conure may have also pooped on some circuitry.
They let Richard Gere into the server room.
The world killer asteroid has finally struck, except it was nerfed down to just a Blizzard killer and it struck directly on Blizzard HQ.
That’ll teach them to name one of those hamsters Garrosh. Now they have to deal with the Hamster Overlord.
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Hogger has cancelled WoW
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Russian annexation. WOW now needs dial-up modems.
You are so adoraboo! Oh my golly goodness! I am stealing you again! 
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The weird part is the attacks are all incorrect. He fired the dead wood. Twitter is BOOMING since he took over.
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Good fortune to all friends of the grummles.
Because I want to play, that’s it, that’s the only reason.
Because my guild was hosting a major RP event, our final one before Dragonflight. We were clearly attacked by an Infinite Dragon who wishes to stop our efforts!
We’re UP!!!
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