The One Positive Thread 😁

  

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Oh my!! wow has allowed me to escape reality for a bit. I hurt my leg and am on med leave, my sister passed all in one month. Its nice to log in kill a few things and not worry for a bit.

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I love riding around nazjitar on my fabulous seahorse

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Grumbol Grimhammer makes me laugh.

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I adore the ARs that the Horde has gotten so far.

On a conceptual level, I think they and their characters could do wonders for the Horde after this mess that is BfA concludes. They have such potential to not only add to the faction, but augment their respective core races. It is a trend I hope continues if we are to get more 
 I guess we’ll see with the Goblins next.

On a related note, I am also shocked how much I’m enjoying the Kelfin. I was genuinely afraid they would be portrayed as nothing more than stupid water Goblins (even more the Greed Filled Lemmings the regular Goblin PC races are already portrayed as under Wix). They truly are their own thing, and thats good!

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Ok.

Forsaken (except for Mortis and Hella and maybe a couple of others) stink, are rotted, have brain juice dripping, and maggots crawling in their stomachs.

Orcs live in poop huts and consistently put spikes on everything.

Blood Elves keep looking in mirrors whenever they can and always smell like too much perfume.

Goblins are an ugly shade of green.

Tauren are too tall and can’t fit through doorways.

Trolls are hunched and regenerate too fast. Their bodies are practically new and babyish.

Mag’har orcs aren’t bright enough.

Zandalari trolls are so old that it makes elves look young. They are grannies.

Nightborne have shriveled faces.

Highmountain Tauren are normal Tauren but with heavy bones sticking out of their head.

Humans are boring and always dying so fast

Dwarves can’t reach the top shelf.

Gnomes make the top shelf come to them. Freaky.

Draenei have tentacles.

Worgen are furry. Like very furry. Imagine trying to scratch those fleas.

Void Elves are so purply and whispered at.

LFD are too glowy.

Kul Tiran Humans are too tall and slightly too round.

Dark Iron Dwarves are too hot. Who wants to touch that?

Pandas are way too cute for their own good.

Night Elves are perfect, even if they are no more than ash and are now a beautiful yet dangerous wisp.

Don’t you dare disemvowel me.

https://giphy.com/gifs/neptune-noire-neptunia-KfU9Hsd4Ab9fD3SNVB

It’s an automated process so it doesn’t matter how big the post is, it takes just a few seconds to fully disemvowel it :smiley:

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:open_mouth:

Rude! I was trying to confuse your fingers >:(

And you disenvoweled the nice part. Gotcha!

MS Word protects my fingers :smiley:

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The art department nailed it this expansion with the zones.

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Mhmm.

Maybe he means that little paperclip guy.

Sounds very suspicious

No, I mean literally MS Word.

I disemvowel people by copy pasting their posts to Word and using the “find and replace” tool to find the vowels and replace them with nothing :smiley:

I would show you guys a Screenshot of the process but my MS Word is in portuguese so it wouldn’t be very useful lol

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Classic less than a month away

That was easier than i thought.

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Thinly veiled retail negativity successfully disemvoweled :sunglasses:

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I thought this video fits right in this thread

u dirty scoundrel

I am a very clean scoundrel.

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For every negative person I’ve encountered here, I’ve interacted with wayyyy more nice, friendly and compassionate people.

Also, a hundred years from now we’ll all be long gone.

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