The Ministry
(Casual, Friendly, Slightly Unholy — MoP Classic Horde Guild)
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Welcome to The Ministry, a friendly, slightly unholy choir of misfits. We worship memes, pray to RNGesus, and raid casually while laughing at every wipe along the way.
Who We Are
We collect wipes like holy relics, cherish sarcasm like scripture, and embrace every boss’s wrath with humor. This is a drama-free sanctuary for the damned, the lazy, and the loot-obsessed where the only sermons are memes, and the only prayers are: “please… just let it drop.”
Core Philosophy
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Wipe with pride.
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Laugh at death.
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Treat loot like cheap wine: enjoy it now, it’ll be gone tomorrow.
Progression & Playstyle
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Game: Mists of Pandaria Classic
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Raids: Fridays & Saturdays, 8–11 PM EST
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Style: Casual progression. Fun first, but yes, we want to kill bosses.
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Targets: Mogu’shan Vaults, Heart of Fear, Terrace of Endless Spring
Community Style & Values
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No Tryhards, No Pressure – just boss-killing with memes and chill.
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Drama-Free Zone – leave the Trade Chat theatrics at the door.
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All Are Welcome – sinners, slackers, meme evangelists, even you.
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Veteran Leadership – 20 years of wiping, laughing, and still logging in.
How to Join
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Reply here on the forums
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Add Atrixia#11822 on btag or message Kalixi/Atrixielena in game.
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Shout “REPENT!” in Trade Chat and one of our dark apostles will drag you lovingly into the fold
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We’re a new guild. Every sinner, slacker, and loot lover is welcome to join the fold.
Final Benediction
The Ministry: Because salvation is overrated, but damnation comes with loot.
Our altar is chaos, our hymn is sarcasm, our sacrament is loot. Kneel.