This one time in Deepwind, Zombie gripped me down the stairs and then again toward farm.
I think he wanted to take me to the barn… 
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What happens in the barn…stays in the barn.
Completely separate from this thread, but I’m honestly surprised Death Grip doesn’t have a diminishing return on it similar to other knockbacks.
I know it’s not technically a knockback, but it moves your character.
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This does sound annoying to deal with but damn if “The Kidnap Meta” isn’t a fire name lmao
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PRIEST BROTHER/SISTERHOOD You MUST UNITE! Fight the plague of the Death knights!
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“O holy priests! Do not falter in your faith! For the ominous march of the Death Knights shall not go unchallenged. Alone we may be powerless, but united we shall triumph over this curse and emerge victorious!”
The sacred chants of the priests resound through the air, invoking the blessings of the divine. The flickering candles cast an eerie glow as the priestly order gathers around, holding their hands in a tight bond. The clash of swords and armor echoes in the distance as the Death Knights draw near, their dark aura spreading fear and despair.
But the priests stand firm, their hearts beating with unwavering courage. “Together, we shall not let this plague devour us,” they cry out, their voices strong and resolute. With their faith as their weapon, they march forth to meet the enemy, ready to face any challenge that comes their way.
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In all honesty though.
What I’m doing to do is Roll a Blood DK in random battlegrounds, record the experience, and then politely ask healers to give their feedback on what I did them.
And then upload all the videos on youtube, along with the healer reactions to what I did.
Hopefully that will get Blizzard’s attention.
Because that is actually what I’m about to do, because otherwise, I will not be able to play priest this expansion in RBGS.
Even if Blizzard totally ignores you please do this, just for the entertainment value if nothing else
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The time to do this would have been on April 14th during the “play with the devs” BGs. We should have just showed up in force with all of the disgusting gameplay moves.
I never told anyone this before, but I often have masochistic fantasies of a crazed female roleplaying a DK in real life who breaks into my apartment and kidnaps me while I’m playing my holy priest in a rated battleground in WoW.
She blindfolds and handcuffs me in an abandoned metal shed with no clothes on and pokes me with a sharp stick, leaving red bruise marks on my flesh. She sits me down in a pile of red ants while I screech and squirm for her enjoyment.
I’d love to tell the rest of the fantasy, but it might get me a forum ban.
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Ayo? You good? 
You can tell me the rest in Goldshire.
Confide within me your deepest desires, how thee yearns for the Curse of Flesh. For in that moment thou shalt ascend beyond all sin, thy trespass forgiven and advance welcome.
Is this a troll post?
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Whoa there.
Are you saying there’s a counter sequence for Priests to escape a Blood DK kidnap play?
Please type out the full rotation for my priest so I can “git gud” and avert being kidnapped by a Blood DK.
So far all others have failed. Will you be my hero?
/raid being abducted, help!
The mental breakdown continues!
Bro you couldn’t have waterboarded this story out of me
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“Just call your team for help”
Imagine if this were the answer to every problem that WoW has.
Hunters are OP! “Just call your team”
Rets are globaling us!
“Just call your team”
“Help! My mom says our internet bill is too high but in reality, she’s just too lazy to pay for uncapped internet because “You don’t need it, just play fewer online games, when are you going to move out and be someone like your brother” WELL I’M SORRY MOM! TIM GOT LUCKY WITH HIS FRAT BROS AND LANDED AN EZ-MODE MARKETING JOB. I’M SORRY MY CODING JOB FELL THROUGH AND NOW THIS IS A TERRIBLE MARKET FOR THIS DEGREE AT LEAST I DIDN’T WET THE BED UNTIL I WAS 12 LIKE LITTLE TIMMY BOY”
“Just call your team”
Could always try to mind control and fear the DK as much as possible and try to get a random disconnect off I guess. 
Not a solution but I’ve done that accidentally a few times 
Well, they’re trying to remove you from the game, so it’s a proportional response.