The Horde Wants To Get Rid Of All Pizza!

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I’m trying to think of the big reason that the Kul Tirans are going to decide to join the alliance since us resolving all their political turmoil wasn’t enough and the zandalari apparently had to have us do terrible things to them and their city before they saw the horde as proper allies.

The horde are going to destroy the nearest and dearest things to us Kul Tirans at heart, our smoked meat supplies, lard stocks and family pizzerias. It’ll be enough to stoke the heat in our large bellies enough to finally join the alliance.

Real talk though, I see the poor district of Boralus getting covered in undeath by Bwonsamdi and Sylvanas.

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I didn’t know dogs ate pizza, guess we will have to make sure to leave none left for you filthy worgen.

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And… there’s a subtle reminder that I forgot to eat lunch today.

/sigh.

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Stop spreading these disgusting lies, I love pizza.

We’re trying to get rid of the undead instead.

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The Horde is continuing the tried and true tradition of racism against Italians. That’s the only thing that can explain this war on pizza.

kisses fingers

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We eat whatever falls off the table! And you better not! I’ll make my entire life’s goal to sully all future pizzas by adding fish and pineapple to them in retaliation!

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We are not getting rid of pizza! We make the best pizza!

/offers barbecue pineapple pizza slice

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(gives Taranin a box of cookies to hold him over to dinner)

:cookie:

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You know, all these propaganda sheets they drop all over our doorsteps in stormwind really make it hard to tell what’s the truth. The other day I read one about how Genn orchestrated the whole Teldrassil thing from the shadows to make it look like Sylvanas did it.

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a dh would say to the KT I have sacrificed everything, what have you given?

They KT would say man we lost the pizza joints.

dh would say damn, you got me beat…that is harsh.

This pizza talk needs to stop. Probably one of the main things about home area back in the US truly missed. What they call pizza in japan…man they have no clue really. I thought cali was clueless…someone is actually worse than them.

Any Philly, Jersey, NYC peeps in the house appreciate and love what you have. You will not find a decent slice anywhere else. I have not been to chicago to try them…votes not in on that part yet lol.

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it will give em worms anyways

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Now I want to look up Japanese pizza to see what they do with it over there lol. I’m pretty open about pizza toppings and interpretations of pizza, though I’m not a huge fan of deep dish haha.

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I used to eat Pizza. But now I can’t. So I can go for Hamburgers, and Chicken.

Horde can have all the Cheese Pizza they want.

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They want to defeat the horde because all the stairs promote exercise.

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Dogs eat anything, and sometimes that gets them into trouble…especally where chocolate is concerned.

This of course raises the question: Can Worgen eat chocolate, or do they have to revert to human form before eating it?

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Seriously, for the best wood-fired pizza come to Teldrassil’s Pizza parlour :wink:

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or even deeper
what happens if they eat human, then go to dog form like minutes after? Which digestive system wins?

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That’s pretty deep. :open_mouth:

If the REVERSE transformation were true, would that now be considered “cannibalism”?

I think you just opened up a Pandora’s box of questions!

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Haha, I think I just realized why all the Kul Tirans won’t be joining the alliance until after raiding Zuldazar. There’s no way they’re climbing up all those stairs =P. It’s the same reason I wouldn’t want to go either lol.

Now if they put all these bosses on flat land or right next to a tram or a boat for our convenience. We’d be set to go…if the horde would share their pizza, BBQ pineapple or nah =P.

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Not all pizza, just pineapple pizza.

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