The Horde is ugly and smells bad

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Hey I like the smell of Night Elves now…You all smell like camp fire .

Too soon ?

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I’m not a… I mean i am a night elf

Yes yes I do

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Blood Elves and Nightborne smell like the perfume section in a department store :wink:

Orcs smell bacon (que slobbering Worgens and Elune’s tummy rumbles).

Taurens smell like old spice.

Forsaken smell like embalming fluid.

Goblins smell like Petroleum.

Trolls smell like Sandalwood incense sticks.

Pandarens smell like cherry blossoms.

Not seeing any problem here other than with the smelly Goblins :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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All female taurens smell lovely…

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DONT ASK HOW I KNOW!

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yea we have 2 types of male orcs, 2 types of trolls, undead, male goblins, and bovine so both statments fit those however female Orcs, female pandas, female goblins, and all elfs are some sexy sexy smelly good stuff so :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

how ever female forsaken can be cute i have one that looks like zombie Lindsey Stirling

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Gardenias, or lavender.

You should join us, you’re a cool Nelf, sorry about burning down your tree, I really loved Teldrassil, I was horrified that the writers actually made the horde do that.

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I figure they smell like prairie roses (ND state flower) and sweet clover.

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Sorry honey, but any guy with eyesight…horde OR alliance would agree , I am waaaaaaay prettier than you ! Sure Orc women are butt ugly, but I , as a proud member of the horde look better than anybody alliance side

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ahem Who is the most adorable race in WoW?

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Void and night elves disagree

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Female taurens.

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And boys have cooties and go to jupiter to get more stupider.

Oh I thought we were posting elemetary school-level lines.

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You prefer Free-Range, Bloodhoof raised Tauren or the Fel Free Highmountain ones?

Your, um unique tastes aside, it’s the Gnomes that are the cutest. Most Stylish and Fashionable is a very heated debate between the Elves.

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I would not know, my sense of smell has been really off since being reborn. And everything looks good when painted in red…

Victory for Sylvanas !

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How deep and insightful.

Everything I’ve come to expect from a Lunnaya post.

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Nothin beats floofing a fluffy moo’s fur.
and i prefer tauren that are adorable, so any that appreciate a good petting.

Pfft, i am the most style-ish.
i mena look at my mog.

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Yup. Nothing is as cute as Gnomes. Mariobro looks like one?

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Just remember, you can add a magic addiction to a troll but it’s still a troll.

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But if you increase the thin-ness of there frail bodies, remove tusks, add glowy eyes, sacrifice a goat or two. with a final touches of adding ignorance and racial hatred of other things.

than you got an elf.

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If you add mostly boring lore, remove the ears and fans, make their skin black and peach colored, and have points for being lame

You get a human