The gnomes are coming. Beware

People who want to roll horde will have to make a decision on an actual horde race. OH THE HORROR!!!

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Hello Fellow Gnomers! cant wait to see you guys in the play field smacking them ankles with me! wooo!!!

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You’re a space goat, don’t you have a planet to save instead of trying to give the horde more reasons to play “gnome ball”?

You all laugh. You mock. You belittle.

But is it we who shall sail down the river of your tears when you finally encounter the all gnome and dwarf guild of the Knee-High Knights!!!

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Because gnomes are a menace that deserve punting?

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So the level 1 gnomish hordes of Blackrock shall descend upon Argent Dawn once again because their server keeps crashing?

I can’t wait to be a gnome again. I started this character and am going to main him retail just because I can in the meantime. Realized how sick I was of other go-to races I’ve played for years, gnome was my first choice and this, his superior clone on my current server, is only the second one I’ve ever made. Forgot how much I like short races, Asura were the only really cool thing about GW2 and they’re just gnomes mixed with reptilian gray aliens, pretty much. Better graphics, inferior gameplay.

I forgot when people used to flood other servers because theirs was down. I remember trying to level in the middle of one of those, was interesting. :laughing:

Asura main here as well. I don’t think gameplaynotself was bad, but the execution had a lot to be desired.

I also prefer choosing my abilities over having my weapon dictate what I can and can’t cast.

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Pretty much sums up my experience, could have been a lot better than it was long term.

Yep, was one of the few time I’ve seen admins acting in world and using admin ‘spells’ upon people to lock the characters in world so they can poke the accounts with the admin stick-of-doom. Use to have screenshots of dozens of gnomes asleep on and around the AH bridge in Ironforge getting such treatment.

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4 words

Naked
Gnome
Orgrimmar
Raid

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I still say there should be a dwarf- and gnome-only PvP guild called “Nasty, Brutish and Short.”

I will be gloriously punting those little bastards but on the EU side of things.

Oh one of the joys of life that is, truly beautiful sight to behold seeing that screaming little gremlin flailing in the air all the way down to the ground.

male gnomes have the best ugly and spitefull faces in game, great for rogues ganking other players.

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I made a guild back in vanilla called < Super Assault Gnome Army >…which I still think is a great name.

Made it with a friend. Despite him doing all the work, I was GM for awhile. ~_~

I’m just tired…

Yea. This right here. What is this click a gnome they speak of? Target nearest. Unleash kitty so he has a mouse to play with. Auto shot until gnomefertilizer. Click they say. Lol. Do people really target by clicking?

Until half the raid disappears because they got sharded :smile:

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When you see a gnome it is fine to kick and shove them, they don’t have feelings.