The Gallivantin’ Geezers: Now Accepting New “Relics”
Are you tired of “pro” guilds that treat a video game like a second mortgage? Do you prefer a leisurely stroll through a dungeon over a frantic sprint?
The Gallivantin’ Geezers are looking for more folks who enjoy high-quality banter and low-stress gaming. We’ve been there, done that, and probably forgot where we put the trophy.
Our motto: Wrinkled but Relenteless.
Our Senior Services:
Tactical Porch Sitting: High-tier social chatting and “back in my day” stories.
Gentle Gallivantin’: Casual questing, dungeons, and sight-seeing at a sensible pace.
Early To Bed: We play for fun, but we’re usually tucked in by 10:00 PM.
Senior Tech Support: We’ll help you find your quest log (again).
Multi-Generational, Single-Speed: Family members and mature youth are welcome to join the porch sitting. We just ask that they bring a “vintage” soul—meaning they’re here for the chill vibes, the PG-13 chat, and don’t mind a 10:00 PM lights-out.
The Geezer Code:
Wash Out the Mouth: Keep the conversation PG-13. If your language is foul enough to melt poly-grip, take it elsewhere. No crude behavior or “locker room” talk. We aren’t afraid to use the virtual soap on anyone using offensive slurs or crude talk.
No Politics: We’re here to escape the news, not debate it. Keep the drama off the lawn!
Purely Social: We value the person behind the screen more than their gear score.
“We might have high ping and low reflexes, but our dad jokes are legendary.”
How To Apply:
We do ask that you are 40 years age or over as we really are a bunch of Geezers!
If you’re looking for a digital retirement home where the tea is hot and the vibes are chill, reply to this post or you can also find us via Guild Finder.
If you are Horde - Please use the below community link - https://www.worldofwarcraft.com/invite/x4XbAjpTEWV?region=US&faction=Alliance
Note: If we don’t reply immediately, we’re probably just taking a nap.
Note Note: Content we pursue - Housing, World Questing, Delves, Mount Runs, Transmog Runs, Achievement Runs, Non-WoW Game Nights (JackBox Party, WoWGEO, Poker, other), Shenanigans nights (completely randomized events). We also have a raid team, just keep in mind we are a little slower unless we were slipped a second vitamin for the day…
Note Note Note: For those who may be up passed 10:00PM, we do have a growing group of folks who play later at night! So, if you mix up the decaf with caffeinated coffee we’ve got you covered!"