The floozy race of wow

[Lovefool-alterac-mountains (Lovefool)]

smacks butt wiggles tail

You were saying?

That this is indeed a toss up between blood elves and draenei?

[Beaupeep-draka (Beaupeep)]

Oh, there’s no contest.

We win. This tush proves it.

Y’all can admit you dig the tail.

wink

[Fortuna-madoran]

“Of course I chose the Blood Elf.”

[Tovi-moon-guard (Tovi)]

This reminds me, I have a question for you all…

I made my first male character in 15 years of playing. I picked a Nightborne and Blood Elf. They do count, right? Or do I still have an account full of girls?

[Shaerlindria-dalaran (Shaerlindria)]

Blood Elves are definitely the top floozy race. You can see them at any party any time, easy. Void Elves are not quite the same; I wouldn’t call them floozies just because they’re a little more remote and dark - they’ll do stuff, but not as openly.

Draenei are definitely up there though. But Draenei are more likely to be found at indie, house, EDM kinds of parties with lots of random black lights, neon, and expensive fancy drinks that are served in unique containers. Long story short: Draenei will bail on a party that’s insufficiently hip. They’re floozies with standards, basically.

Void Elves will do stuff that you wouldn’t admit to wanting done.

[Izzabelle-draka (Izzabelle)]

Here in support of the Flooziest race in WoW, love you all

[Mowachassa-dalaran (Mowachassa)]

How Blood Elves are floozies if their race don’t have men do date with?

[Neldric-moon-guard]

Blood elves.

[Grymauch-zangarmarsh (Grymauch)]

[Lovefool-alterac-mountains (Lovefool)]

You know it takes more than a fanny to be a floozy, right?

[Beaupeep-draka (Beaupeep)]

You don’t know us very well then.

You should have seen the Red Light District we had in the Exodar before it crashed.

[Arkendale-thrall (Arkendale)]

Are you sure it wasn’t because of the Red Light District that the Exodar crashed?

[Shaerlindria-dalaran (Shaerlindria)]

You don’t know us very well then.

You should have seen the Red Light District we had in the Exodar before it crashed.

You should put better, bigger and more gyroscopes if your ships can’t handel the waggle.

No wonder they keep crashing!

[Beaupeep-draka (Beaupeep)]

It’s possible

wink

[Lovefool-alterac-mountains (Lovefool)]

You don’t know us very well then.

Alliance floozies are not very amenable to us horde types.

[Beaupeep-draka (Beaupeep)]

You don’t know us very well then.

Alliance floozies are not very amenable to us horde types.

Well, there WAS that “Path Of Glory” business back on Draenor.

You can hardly blame us.

[Tovi-moon-guard (Tovi)]

Draenei Asphalt™

[Lovefool-alterac-mountains (Lovefool)]

Which is why blood elf floozies it is.

[Beaupeep-draka (Beaupeep)]

Well, since there are no true floozies on the Horde, I guess you do whatever you can with whatever you have.

@Tovi-moon-guard

Draenei Asphalt™

[Lovefool-alterac-mountains (Lovefool)]

Well, since there are no true floozies on the Horde, I guess you do whatever you can with whatever you have.

Hey! The blood elves can be very, very classy ladies…