The floozy race of wow

[Meurqi-tichondrius (Meurqi)]

See my profile page for answer

[Caelia-uldaman (Caelia)]

Excuse me? Just because our waggle is far superior than anybody else’s doesn’t make us floozies.

Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go back to my mailbox to umm… check my mail.

observes the waggle
Mmhm.

[Signey-wildhammer]

“Floozy Race” is a title that should be earned, not given. The proper way to settle this is a mailbox dance-off in Booty Bay.

[Pitagriffin-thrall (Pitagriffin)]

Ask any mailbox and it will tell you: Blood Elf

[Grymauch-zangarmarsh (Grymauch)]

It’s the Kirk effect.

Non-natural skin tones just push all the exotic buttons.

Also… Tali > Liara.

[Fluffybuns-zangarmarsh]

it’s a toss up between the elves and Draenei from what I’ve seen

[Castiél-argent-dawn]

Deleted my previous post because I can’t find proof of it existing, but Draenai due to them once upon a time having a joke regarding gnomes coming with a vibrate function.

And sadly this is the best I can find in proving it: https://us.battle.net/forums/en/wow/topic/20759186691

[Snowsong-fizzcrank]

Are we gonna ignore the Night elves with their stripper dance and boob hop

[Caelia-uldaman (Caelia)]

@Castiél-argent-dawn

Deleted my previous post because I can’t find proof of it existing, but Draenai due to them once upon a time having a joke regarding gnomes coming with a vibrate function.

And sadly this is the best I can find in proving it: https://us.battle.net/forums/en/wow/topic/20759186691

You were correct. There were several jokes and flirts that were removed, but existed in the sound files. They may still, I haven’t looked for them in a long time.

Jokes

[Slyboots-undermine (Slyboots)]

Are we gonna ignore the Night elves with their stripper dance and boob hop

It’s called professional dancing TYVM. You uncultured swine’s wouldn’t understand this.

[Snowsong-fizzcrank]

You uncultured swine’s I wouldn’t understand this.

Nah, I caught that typo. Uncultured swine!

[anon46919885]

Pandaren are the flooziest
/waggle

[Arkendale-thrall (Arkendale)]

Blood Elves are definitely the top floozy race. You can see them at any party any time, easy. Void Elves are not quite the same; I wouldn’t call them floozies just because they’re a little more remote and dark - they’ll do stuff, but not as openly.

Draenei are definitely up there though. But Draenei are more likely to be found at indie, house, EDM kinds of parties with lots of random black lights, neon, and expensive fancy drinks that are served in unique containers. Long story short: Draenei will bail on a party that’s insufficiently hip. They’re floozies with standards, basically.

[Ceres-undermine (Ceres)]

waggle

That waggle is trademarked by us. You’ll be hearing from our lawyers.

[anon46919885]

Send them my way, I’ve yet to have my after breakfast snack.

[Grymauch-zangarmarsh (Grymauch)]

Ahem… that is the dance of a professional French pop star and musician.

I know this… because reasons… I totally wouldn’t listen to pop music in a language I can’t understand. frantically hides Babymetal CDs

[Bipzi-wyrmrest-accord (Bipzi)]

It’s the Kirk effect.

Non-natural skin tones just push all the exotic buttons.

One of the very few times I’ve agreed with a “Male Human Paladin”. By the Naaru non-human skin tones push all the right buttons, all at once, with much force.

[Jàrèd-dalaran]

Blood elves. Definitely.

[Lysithea-elune]

Was a thing in BC beta. Just thinking, with mechagnomes as an allied race possibilities are now endless.

[Valyntina-stormrage (Valyntina)]

ME! I mean draenei