Why would you trust drinking anything from a rotting corpse with plans of world domination? That’s just asking to drink Blight right there.
Sweeeet!
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I’m on vacation!
…I got lost in Vol’dun for months and am just trying to relax.
That doesn’t mean anything… you could have easily told your Gnomish assistant to make the Blight but disguised as a beer before you went on vacation. It’s known a Gnome perfected the Blight before ya’ll did as well.
Besides, even if it isn’t Blighted, there is no way whatever swill you come up with would compare to Dwarven Ale. It’s pretty much even a travesty to even offer it with all this Dwarven Ale about.
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But… Fenshire and some elves brought their own booze to share.
I just wanted to be nice for once.
You can’t tell because my tear ducts rotted away but I’m crying now.
Even the most evilest villains have feelings, you know.
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Bipzi, if you’re looking for a spokesperson opportunity here…
Hmm, I wasn’t actually, but now that you’ve said it… I’d be open to the idea.
This is a dirty lie. Evil villains are only helpful/nice if it ultimately helps in their world conquest plans.
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Dang… you got me.
On the bright side, though, you didn’t trust me which means I am one step closer to being truly the most evilest!
All because some demon hunter questioned my evil nature too…
Anyway, can I brood in a corner with some dwarven ale? I really am on vacation.