The Dwarf Lounge

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I think my Dwarf mask is working. They seem a little suspicious but are tolerating me, so far.

*refills tankard…

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sniffs the air suspiciously

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“Ya got my attention. Interest ya’n a pint?”

/salute
/sit

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Ya be the only filthy (no offence) Orc that I don’t want to pound to th’ ground. As far as I’m concerned, ya be welcome here. :beers::beer:

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To your left and behind the orc. Noms of all kinds are being provided.

(Dang phone made me think I double-posted and I deleted my original comment.)

What’s that son? Ears aren’t what they used to be.

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Salutes Syward with a hearty grin, a little fazed already…

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Lad, we all know better. We just don’t really give a :poop: that you’re not really a dwarf. :wink:

As long as ya don’ cause no trouble ya be welcome here. :beers::beer:

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Sorry my Mole Machine broke down and had to take it in.

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(0_o)

LOL!

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Behold my luxurious chin-locks. No shirt, no service,… no problem!

Now gather around for my Iron-churned frozen treats!

:ice_cream:

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Oi, we are many already, gathered here. We know a Dwarven cry when we hear one.

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How many Dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the bulb, and two to drink until the room starts to spin.

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Try logging out and back in again, I’ve had to do that to get my character list to update a couple of times on the forums.

Also, I submit myself for judgement as an honorary dwarf based upon the following criteria:

  • Has sufficient beard (unlike humans)
  • Has sufficient stoutness (unlike humans)
  • Hails from a rugged fortress carved into a frozen wasteland
  • Likes beer
  • Has a personal mole machine (Coren’s never gonna miss it)
  • Brought a Brewfest Pony Keg, a Brewfest Keg Pony, and a Pandaren Brewpack to share

sets out kegs and flings a few Shadowmoon Sugar Pear Ciders for Ragesmith

Priorities, friend. Priorities. Cider before food.

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Mighty fine mog ya got there my DI brother. :beer:

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HE’S WITH ME LADS! Don’t fret, this Orc is joyful. He is of Irish descent…

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*cautiously takes off my mask and meekly raises beer to toast the room full of burly Dwarves, hoping to not be mauled… :weary:

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Ho, see that dobber over there that’s lookin at me oot the corner o his eye, he’s gettin’ a dose o’ the malkies afff a me if he doesn’t gee it a by!

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Gets bearhugged by Thassarius

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:laughing: :rofl: :joy: :beers: :beer:

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Thassarius momentarily leaves, and in comes Dvärgak

(Fear not lads, it is just I!)

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