The Blacktooth Grin Guild is RECRUITING!

The Blacktooth Grin has been a half-baked, fully cooked, and lightly fried guild since 2013. Aggressively stepping up to content with a mix of " How hard can it be?" and " Let me try, hold my beer." The Blacktooth Grin never backs down from a fair fight! We just won’t be fighting fair.

Do you like Tim Allen, the Big Lebowski, and The Predator? How bout the aesthetic of 1980s Miami, chest hair, and floral print? No? What about Do you worship the ground Pedro Pascal walks on? Yeaaah, we’ll change that… How about this, a guild that is ten years old, and still has some of its original founding members still active to this day? Still not sold? well…

Have you ever shot a machine gun on peyote? Yeah, me neither, bet it’s cool though. Anyways…

From AOTC to KSM, even the occasional masochistic son of a gun who enjoys PvP. The Grin’s got you, Horde, Alliance, doesn’t matter. We gotchu.

Do you hear that? That’s the sound of 2 minutes a side, a little salt, and pepper medium rare, excellence. That’s what I’m talking about. Now we’re fired up, bud.

Now, we sure as hell don’t hold a candle to Fierce, Resonate, Meowdy, or any other top Progression guild here on Bleeding Hollow. Not saying we can’t be that sweaty, of course, we can! How dare you doubt us… It just normally takes us a flight of stairs and a sleeve of Oreos to get there instead… I know, Look at us, pure unadulterated, concentrated charisma, or as the zoomers call it " Rizz" Absolute stallions, the lot of us.

Alright, alright… All jokes aside If I had three words to describe The Blacktooth Grin they would be:

Dedicated. Determined. Home.

We’re not just a guild, we’re an experience.

The Blacktooth Grin, - It’s time to show 'em your teeth.

Interested in a trial run, getting together for some keys, or just a place to hang out and make new friends, feel free to reach out on Bnet - SamtheRogue#1373

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