Tauren Yoga

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Are you feeling lost in Mulgore?

Feeling frustrated by having to go into Torghast to save Baine, yet he sits in Oribos and does nothing the whole expansion?

Forum chats got you down and you’re losing faith in humanity?

Have no fear, Tauren Yoga is here to help! Come, join us in the relaxation hut in the Southern Barrens and let all of the negative emotions wither away.

Taurens can experience Tauren Yoga free of charge. If your character is another horde race, you get 50% off your first visit!

Alliance…pay double at the door, in advance.

Take a deep breath, and enjoy!

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I like watching female tauren spread their legs

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Sir, the Tauren Gentlehorns Club is in the Northern Barrens.

shows Confidenceyo the exit

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Now I know where to bring the dry rub and mesquite chips.

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Are trolls allowed?

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i wish baine and sylvanas would get it over with

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Do my antlers exclude me from the free classes Shu’halo?

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Stop that!

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Stop what?

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Be warned people!! Cows + protein drinks + small room = fart factory!

That’s exactly what you want me to do. I’m not falling for it a sixth time! The last five times, it was an hour of tauren farting in my face.

“May the winds guide you” no thanks! Not those winds!

Hmm, well it does sound relaxing. Fine but keep the farts to a minimum.

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/moo :cow:

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