To anyone second guessing the innate perfection of the Tauren people, may I offer this.
Baine is a genius.
Now you might disagree and find this a bad take, but please let me convince you.
Baine has, by going to Anduin’s super sweet 16 party, hanging out in his treehouse, and playing magic the gathering with him… basically won his people a free pass with the Alliance. This one guy, who lowers himself on occasion to play matchbox cars with Anduin has, in his free time, made us the closest thing to a truly neutral race besides the Pandarians.
The alliance will NEVER try attacking Thunder Bluff, and not because of the elevator boss, but because Anduin will remember that time they braided each other’s hair and made shrinkydink christmas ornaments in the oven and call off the assault.
And all this cost us was a few boxes of legos and some of Baine’s free time, which lets face it he has a lot of.
So, can you name ANY character in World of Warcraft to accomplish more with so little?
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Anduin isn’t actually present at this time, just saying. 
In that case, we fall back and let the Elevator Boss do it’s work.
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Can’t argue with that. Taurens are pretty wholesome.
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One thing that makes me laugh is we seem like a noble race and everything, but my default animation is scratching myself constantly. Can I get some flea medicine please?
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Tauren get legs that are basically underwear. They can nude mog c:
I say it’s top speedo male skimpymog.
I would agree that Tauren are in the top 5 Horde races…excluding allied races of course. And pandas. 
Well i did on my original account. I was a bad boy and got that account banned. Being a good boy now on this one.
I feel like this warrants the same gif LOL.
Jokes aside, good luck to you.
Definetely the bst animal race. Because it was the only animal race not designed by perverts who want to bang the anthro creature theyre modeling.
What? Really?! Do you know how much I spent on that “Sexy Tauren” costume for this year’s BlizzCon?
Mag’har have best heritage armor imo, I do like Tauren though too. But Mag’har best.