Sunday Poetry Slam!

Please, reply in poetic verse!
Try if you can to make replies terse!
This all is just to have a good time.
So Please give some thought to your poetic line.


One expansion Blizzard took away flight.
I said to myself that is not right!
Pathfinder, Pathfinder, that is so sad.
Reputations to grind? That is very bad.

And another expansion they took my totems away.
I was so upset I did not want to play!
Grace of air totem and many more pruned.
I felt like my character was certainly doomed.

Next expansion our levels are cut low!
They say it’s too high, so down it must go!
This and other changes will be soon be in place!
It is going to be a slap in the face!

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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
PvE as subtlety,
Then you are screwed.

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Supercallifra
Gilisticexpiali
Docious does not work

#BadHaiku

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This is a poem.
Poem rhymes with gnome.
Most poems will rhyme.
I just rhymed “rhyme” with “rhyme”.

~~fin~~

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so much depends
upon

a red dragon
flight

glazed with ice
water

beside the white
deathknights

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I do not grind rep in a house,
I do not grind rep with a mouse.
I won’t do Pathfinder here or there.
I won’t do Pathfinder anywhere.
I do not like Activision’s plans.
I do not like them, maybe Shadowlands.

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There once was a man named Ion
who gave players a concept to try on

Give them a week to try it and see if they buy it
and if not go to the forums and cry on

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Sylvanas killed the son Genn did sire
Who knew he would be such a crier?
His countrymen fled
To a big tree, instead
Then Sylvanas lit that place on fire.

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A poetry thread from Rastlin
I honestly couldn’t believe the sight
I opened the post with joy
Unfortunately the truth quickly came to light

A Sunday thread hidden by form
I knew I had been tricked
The thread had been a slap in the face
Now I sit here truly ticked

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There once was a game called WoW
which Blizzard created as a cash cow
its cost them a ton and people found it fun
as the weeks went by people started to cry
Blizzard responded by saying your still out of luck
quit nagging because your never getting ducks

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Roses are red violets are blue cat videos are evil and if you watch them so are you.

the once was a man from goldshire,
and his junk if you will was on fire,
he RP’d with a gnome,
and then took her home,
now needs cream for his peen cause its dire.

Two threads diverged in a brown forum
And sorry I could not post in both
And be one poster, long I stood
And read down one as far as I could
Until I hit the end of the form

Then took the other, as just as fair
And having perhaps the better claim
For it was necro’d and wanted wear
Though as for that the posting there
Had filled them really about the same

And both that morning equally lay
In threads no post had trodden black
Oh I kept the first for another day
Yet knowing how way leads on to way
I doubted if I should ever come back

I shall be posting this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence
Two threads diverged on the boards, and I
I read the one less scrutinized
And that has made nearly no difference

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Never did I dream
Such a wonderful poetry slam team.

Each reply is in rhyme; Such a wonderful time

The smile on my unslapped face does beam

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Roses are red and
Violets are blue. With a
Wink, this is haiku

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The prismatic pearls are always bluer
In Queen Azshara’s lake
You dream about flying up there
But first you have to wait
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
So much content surrounds you
What more is you lookin’ for?

Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it’s better
Down where it’s wetter
Take it from the dev team
Up on the broken shore they fight all day
Out in Northrend the sky has gone away
While we devotin’
Full time to floatin’
Under the sea

Down here all the players are happy
They think they do but they really don’t
N’zoth down there ain’t happy
He sad ‘cause he in his bowl
But he in the bowl is lucky
He in for a worser fate
One day when the murderhobos get bored
Guess who’s gon’ be on the raid?

Under the sea
Under the sea
Nobody beat us
Unless it’s Destro
In PvPeeee!
Greater Pyros make you rage
Whenever you play against rogue mage
Havocs on the double
Forgetting to bubble
Get Glad for Free! (Under the sea)
In PvP (Under the sea)

No PvP vendors here
RNG will get you geared
All Naturally (Naturally)
Forget about back in the day
When you still had the urge to try and play
Go farm more essence
An alt? Don’t be dense
Under the sea

The kelpfin play the flute
The harpy play the harp
Bonswamdi play the bass
And they soundin’ sharp
Brontosaurus play the brass
Tortollan play the tub
Gorefiend is the duke of soul
(Yeah)
The ray he can play
Succubus on the strings
Tectus rockin’ out
The banshee she sings
The naga and the murloc
They know where it’s at
An’ oh that Kraken blow

Yeah, under the tree (Under the tree)
Under the tree (Under the tree)
When horny teens
Cheer at Sylvanas cutscenes
As she burns a treeee!
What do we got? Well, Shadowlands
Too bad for all you Lich King fans
Aren’t you excited
Don’t try to fight it
120 boost for free!
It’s only Alpha
Calm down it’s Beta
Just let it be!
Each little fail here
All your complaints, dear
Goodbye to Long Boi
Just relax and enjoy
They don’t want to hear
All your salty tears
Are lost under the sea

----Of money

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Cactus apples red
Peons are green
Me work hard
Best peon you ever seen :grin:

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I just went to Inkbinders Rise
and what did i find, to my surprise?

a plethora of druid bots
tagging all mobs with annoying dots.

i guess they got bored with Isle of Thunder
i suppose there’s more gold here, and it’s no wonder.

even if i could report all day
it will still be months before they go away.

:persevere:

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I’m killing Horde whenever I’m bored
Parrying swords and stabbing boards
Being adored is my only reward
The blood is poured for my only lord

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