Story Forum Community Lounge (Part 1)

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Respectfully, this is how I imagine your commute looks;

Polar Bear Encounter

[Naughtymoon-proudmoore (Naughtymoon)]

Awww the cuteness!!!

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If you ask me White Castle is the king of faclst food.

I fear the White Castno state

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I avoid bear infested woods because I will 900% kill us all doing;

Vulkan wants to boop the snoot

I’m the sort of person who befriends sewer rats. If I die trying to cuddle a bear than that’s how I die. I’ve made peace with it.

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Subway.

There are actually Burger Kings and McDonalds and whatnot in the big cities, but the further out you get, the slimmer the pickings are for standard junk fare. You should see the expression on the tourists’ faces when I tell them how far they are from the closest McDonalds.

YOU CHOSE TO VISIT EXOTIC ALASKA AND THIS IS NOW YOUR LIFE

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It’s so unfair how we stereotype on trace.

Just because you hang out in frosty mountains and I skitter around dark forests doesn’t mean anything’

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I’m not any good at hammering metal into a sword, though.

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… My attorney said it unwise to speak on any, projects.

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I may live in the parasite-infested swamps, but our delicious cuisine will kill us before the alligators do.

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Oh. You’re one of those;

Friends on the Other Side - Princess and the Frog

[Cursewords-tichondrius (Cursewords)]

Popeyes chicken for sure.

I enjoy a burger now and then but it can get a bit heavy. And greasy. The Popeyes is versatile, as others have said. Can eat it with sauces.

I think when it comes to fast food fried chicken, Popeyes is better than KFC or Chick filet.

[Carhagen-moon-guard (Carhagen)]

@Furrfist-frostmourne

Where do you get this? I’m going to Aus in Sept/Oct and I wanna try that

I am not sure if it will still be around as it’s a limited time range, but if it is, it’s found in most supermarkets in the freezer isle.

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@Benediktion-wyrmrest-accord

Oh. You’re one of those;

A-yup. Fat, bumbling, and British.

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@Tamred-wyrmrest-accord

, and British

Well I’m trying to be more toleranf of those … people… east of the Rhine.

Ever meet a rural French chick? Because I’d only met Parisians and thought they were awful.

Then ao met my first French farm girl and they’re all like this;

Revolver Lebel 🇫🇷

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Whoa. Did you get a load of that cow? Now I’m all hot and bothered, thanks.

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Oh. You’re Welsh. I see.

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For the record, I could, in theory, have a Whopper or a Big Mac next time I go to Anchorage.

But I’m not going to do that because I’m going to be in Anchorage, full of places that are a special treat. I’m going for AT MINIMUM Taco Bell

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I went to Alaska on vacation a few years back. It’s one of the most beautiful places I ever been too. My dream vacation though is to visit Ireland one day. I always wanted to go there since I was a kid.

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I love the Irish’s sense of humor.

College friend of mine in a supreme act of stupidity asked for an Irish car bomb at a bar there.

Without skipping a beat the bartender goes;

“Aw sorry all out of that, can I interest you in two towers?”

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@Benediktion-wyrmrest-accord

Without skipping a beat the bartender goes;

“Aw sorry all out of that, can I interest you in two towers?”

That’s hilarious. It’s the one thing I’ve always admired about Irish people. They aren’t afraid to speak their mind