I’ve mentioned how much I enjoy Hillsbrad. And it is largely smacking humans around with a rolled up newspaper.
Which was deserved. I genuinely don’t care whatever lore Blizz pulled out of their butt to make Southshore full of orphaned pet rescuers and nuns. I lived then relived Vanilla Hillsbrad. There’s a reason it became infamous for PvP so massive it would crash servers. SS was actively encouraging griefing. So, naturally, when Horde players did climb up to level 60 they came back to kill the level 30s who were tasked with questing near level 20s Horde. Which caused other level 60s to turn up.
There’s a whole zone that was rendered unplayable I’ve to imagine because the PvP servers were a later development. Ashenvale by contrast is so perfectly designed. To the point where I had a quest to kill Nelf Druids in the same burrow as Forsaken meddlers and I just /wave’d at a Nelf player. Because we were the same level and the grave walk was long for both of us so let’s just pretend we don’t see eachother.
Frankly I would’ve had fun if it was as dark as certain Blue posters say it was out of sheer vengeful hatred. But it’s really not darker than a Sam Rami movie. You’ve objective comedic characters lightening the tone everywhere. Nothing is taken all that seriously. Pretty much everything is connected to a gag. The “infamous” human seedling quest is the funniest in game. Because the story baits you into helping them. But if you click on the NPCs instead of the shovel, which was at least my first instinct, this happens;
Excuse me if I don’t think a firehouse blast of blood is to be taken all that seriously.
Now compare that to the idea of rounding up citizens for execution in Astranaar. Or having death camps in Darkshore. Yeah not really a tonal consistency. I still desperately want to know who thought that was a good idea. And I want them to explain to me why they’d think having a weird recreation of events that nearly exterminated my family line but now I’m the perpetrator would be fun escapist fantasy.
There’s nothing particularly fun about Darkshore and that it’s greatest crime. Like this is a banger;
Probably the best Forsaken music since the UC’s. And has a such a lovely “Darkness Triumphant” theme to it. Which would of course be a pretty funny idea when you’re fighting Night Elves.
So many missed opportunities for “The Dark Is My Home Too” banter. I’m picturing the Kaldorei flinching at the Worgen idea of burning a cave full of bats. And the Forsaken not really being on board with the idea of blasting an artifical sun into the sky.
Because since obviously the Horde and Alliance will have to return to a status quo because they fundamentally need eachother to fend off the ceaseless apocalypses. So this;
Should be the result of fun odd couple subfaction pairings.
Darkshore should’ve been a fun romp where we shake our fists at eachother. Perhaps ending with a handful of UC factioned Kaldorei dicking around Tirisfal with a Moonwell to keep the sun off. And a few Darnassus aligned undead kicking around Teldrassil helping to rehabilitate the corrupted spiders.
Instead we got this absolute clown show of a storyline that did nothing else but piss off everyone.