Story Forum Community Lounge (Part 1)

You insulted Silvermoon, you started it.

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Me too bestie.

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I stated definitive facts.

Your city is hollow. It is so stuck in the past, flying hasn’t even been invented yet. And you prefer it that way, because your knock-off bird mounts can’t even fly.

Your raid boss pug got nerf into a critter.

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Your former leader went from raid boss to dungeon boss to meme in months. You dance like a spastic high schooler reject. Your holiest site couldn’t even be reclaimed by you; you needed drainos to help you out.

How’s reconstruction of those ruins going by the way? Ever get past the “clear out the undead” stage?

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Me and all my alts rn: :eyes: :popcorn:

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Your characters are so boring they don’t even get memed.

Still not the macarena.

lol, Draino. Best way to clear out those pesky water pipes.

They prefer to be called Forsaken thank you very much.

:rofl: I’m dead, that killed me.

Your characters are so bored with your faction, run into the arms of bondage biker daddy or sulk in Oribos while our heroes figure out how to get things done. When the world’s faced with a global threat that isn’t tantrum-throwing orcs, it’s the Alliance leadership leading the way to victory.

While your people have been dealing with skeletons and zombies infesting the ruins of half your city, mine have built a whole new docks, remodelled after a dragon attack, added more than double the land our city previously had, remodelled again to finish what we left off after said dragon attack, added an embassy and a cemetary and more importantly, learned how to let dragons fly.

You still can’t figure out how to get your drug addict crackelves to stop sabotaging your glitchy robots.

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Tzeentch is the Changer of Ways. The personification of Change. The Chaos God of Change in Warhammer 40K.

He makes liberal use of deceit to induce Change.

The greatest act of Change he can give is having you become Oblivion which frees someone from his schemes so Ahriman the Arch-Sorcerer is now free due to becoming what is practically the embodiment of Oblivion.

The Chaos God of Oblivion so to speak not that the Arch-Sorcerer knows it.

Khorne the embodiment of Blood turned Skarbrand into Wrath fixated on Skulls so it is not hard for Tzeentch the embodiment of Change to turn Ahriman into Oblivion.

Just so you know: neither Slaanesh the embodiment of Perfect Ecstasy nor Nurgle the embodiment of Life & Decay turned anyone into a Concept as far as I am aware of.

Infact Slaanesh the embodiment of Perfect Ecstasy has a brewing rival: Ynnead the embodiment of Perfect Discipline. 2 clashing genderless Entities though one is referred to as He or She(Slaanesh) while the other is referred to as It(Ynnead).

Haha, your characters are involved in Shadowlands.

I’d hope the humans and not humans would upgrade the only important city you’ve got. It’s been how long since the dragon sat on it? Takes longer when it’s just a handful of elves versus The Human Potential squad.

Hey, they’re your crackelves now too, except yours come with the problem of not being housebroken and leaving void everywhere when they lose it.

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You might not know this, but I seen your former leader there. He says hi.

Ironforge says hello. You might not have heard of it because unlike our other cities, the Horde know better than to try and attack it.

“Handful of elves”? Y’all went and bred so many new elves since you got that Sunwell back, half the Horde are elves. You can’t walk into Orgrimmar without tripping over blood elves. Just like your only interesting character, that “nearly extinct species” died back in the Burning Crusade.

Naw, we just took the ones with better hair and left the crackelves with you guys. And you haven’t figured out how to check them into rehab in fifteen years. Y’all could have asked your neighbors for help with the issue, but you were too busy repainting everything from blue and silver to red and gold to bother. Calling you vain would be an understatement.

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Well, I’m an MHP at heart, but Boness just feels… not right.

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Do you even know what a MHP means in this fandom?

As far as I know you are the furthest thing from a MHP. that could explain why it doesn’t feel right.

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The only thing worse than an MHP is a failed wannabe MHP that settles for being a DK.

Sums up Arthas.

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Am I too late to join in on the alt-posting? Only one of mine is max level this expansion, my DK because I really, really wanted the necrolord plate set for him. The thought of doing it all over again with my other alts fills me with dread, though.

(This is Tilgath, btw.)

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Alynsa told me that you are!!

I’ve noticed that Stories go bad not only when things are cut but when something advertised as a loose thread is ignored and oftentimes the Writers don’t even realize that it was advertised!

Like for instance: There was the loose thread where the Sith Emperor’s Voice randomly changed to Darth Sidious’s during his battle with the Jedi Knight

Furthermore there was the loose thread where Valkorion when told that the Sith Emperor’s presence was unmistakable only states that he believes a mistake has been made but is not sure by whom.

That was a blatant loose thread hinting that Baras was telling the truth when he claimed to be the Emperor’s Voice(thus making the Emperor met by the Jedi Knight and Sith Warrior just Valkorion in disguise) as well as the possibility that the Emperor’s Voice replacing Baras had tracked Valkorion who was impersonating him down and was in the room with his own distinct aura.

In the end the Writers failed to notice the loose thread and killed Valkorion off as Vitiate causing the story to become a disappointment.

Furthermore there was a loose thread where the Emperor first started communicating with you outside the dream while in Carbonite when you approached a room of the Gravestone that looked like it contained some entity. This wasn’t followed up on as the Gravestone was blown up without much fanfare.

There was also the loose thread that claimed that Zildrog was Izax the Ultimate Devourer and tempted people with power in the same way Valkorion did. None of this was followed up on.

If they noticed that loose threads they might have had Vaylin be possessed by the Sith Emperor and be freed(on way or another) before the Nathema Chapter where the Outlander faces Vitiate’s True Body(as well as Baras if he is spared) and kill him allowing Valkorion to absorb his Spirit and gain his power.

The Outlander would still meet Tenebrae’s father who would still suggest the Holocron(seeing as Valkorion is claiming to be holding Tenebrae back).

When the Outlander arrives on Odessen the Gravestone would suddenly rupture releasing Zildrog who would be revealed to be Valkorion’s True Body and become the Final Boss of Chapter 8 with Chapter 9 being the one where he attempts to possess the Outlander’s Body.

The 9th Chapter would not only have Valkorion attempt to possess the Outlander’s Body but have it revealed(after fighting the form of Valkorion and the 4 Sith Emperor Impersonations encountered ingame including Kira Carsen) that he is infact the Time Travelling Spirit of Darth Sidious having turned into a Dragon due to his time in Chaos/Hell(which his Family was supposed to guard the gates of).

The reveal would only be in his Appearance and the Subtitles as well as his claim of being a Time Traveler who cheated death by escaping through the Gates of Hell located on Naboo.

He would still go out the same way as before: Being forced to “Kneel before the Dragon of Zakuul”, get slashed by Senya, proclaim himself the Immortal Emperor, claim that a God has no Family, rant that before he graced everyone with his presence they were motes of filth drowning in the Chaos of the Void then throw an insult at the Outlander before claiming that without him the Outlander’s nothing right before the Outlander makes a comeback and kills him.

All of this would have provided an explanation for why the Emperor’s Voice switched to Sidious’s during the Jedi Knight’s fight, why Valkorion claimed that a mistake had been made when the Outlander claimed the Sith Emperor’s presence was unmistakable and why Zildrog sounded so similar to Valkorion in description.

Instead the Writers ignored the loose threads and the implications of them causing the Story to decline as a result despite having interesting characters.

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Sorry, I started reading your reply and decided I should find something more interesting to do so I watched paint dry until I fell asleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNX27zkPiM8 (Full almost 2 hours)

Spoilers for Book of Boba Fett

Book of Boba Fett’s newest episode reveals the Pykes as the(current) Main Villains(who drove out the Cousins of Jabba).

Boba Fett is going up against the guys who killed Sifo-Dyas!

Season 3 of the Mandalorian of course is pitting the Mandalorian against Bo Katan who represents the Death Watch.

Spoilers

The 2 Villain Groups of Clone Wars are getting their resolution in a specific TV Show.

The Hutts are of course a major Criminal Organization in Clone Wars(being majorly involved in the events concerning Ziro) so they are the final remnant of the Clone Wars Era to resolve one would think.

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