Story Forum Community Lounge (Part 1)

Lore Story Forum
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For the past couple of weeks I’ve been sitting in on a friend’s DnD group on his Discord server, even though I can’t participate since I don’t know a thing about the game, don’t have a mic, and they’re mid-campaign anyway. But he asked if I wanted to DJ for him since they all liked a couple of songs I slipped into their music bot.

So I got all excited because hell yeah, I get to participate! I plinked away at a text file off and on all week to put together a bunch of orchestral tracks for a variety of situations - a little over 3 hours worth of stuff in total. Because damn it I’m going to put EFFORT into this DnDJ role.

They started tonight, I get a couple of songs in and then Youtube craps out, and now I’m back to being a useless bump on a log. :frowning:

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In my day, the you tube was something kids talked about while we ignored them. And we liked it.

But yeah. I was PvPing on my Rogue, and the You Tube music I had playing crapped out.

No es bueno.

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My time expires tomorrow. My hot takes and I are closing up shop. Come get them while supplies last!

Edit: Time’s up. I knew I should have done a clearance sale.

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Starting leveling a new character to see what it’s like now.

Being able to do 10-50 in Legion feels great. Also, didn’t even know Enhancement Shaman was supposed to feel bad until the internet told me.

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Great, and a little weird early on. Like yeah, me and my three abilities and white gear are going to grab some weapons of legend, and face the infinite Legion.

My bf mains one, and has been complaining since the PTR. Usually about stuff like losing totems, some spells going from instant cast to a cast time, and a big drop in his survivability. Even after I gave him videos and guides on how to play it now. Honestly, it plays pretty similar to last time I played it extensively.

Edit:

Yeah, I worked my way through several alts on him. Did some stuff like switching my MM Hunter to Survival just to get the polearm. All I’m missing now is the dagger and the shield. Do shields count as a weapon? I might take my warrior back as Prot, when he resets.

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Everyone loves Legion until you have to do half of it without flying.

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I just did those pre expac quests. Most of the Characters I play have at least an ilvl 115 weapon, so I wasn’t in a rush.

I chuckled a bit when the Forsaken Argent Crusade NPCs say: “Victory for Sylvanas!” as I click through quests. I guess they didn’t get the memo.

I also noticed on the Alliance side, there is a Human Crusader named Lenna. I doubt Blizzard would name a Human Character after a Forum Poster who railed against Humans just to spite them. But the idea is funny.

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Just watched the latest pokemon episode, and couldn’t help but laugh at the juxtaposition between Rose/Oleana and Sylvanas/Nathanos.

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This part was comical.

Oh my god, it’s Noob! The exploits of your 20 minute existence are legendary!

Maybe. But I loved Legion when it was the current expansion and flying wasn’t even available then.

Although I haven’t even completed one zone yet and am already close to 40.

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https://thesource.com/2020/11/13/serena-williams-husband-admits-she-taught-him-about-washcloths/?fbclid=IwAR0z3FGm8fZZEZu8GEwsZJmqrlVxvFGQpnQMoOAdmAyOjCXlALLEsg4o9BE

I feel like this is a tumblr thing but…my white friend is saying this is true…

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Idk. I’m lily white except for one Cherokee great-great-grandmother, and I’ve known to bathe my whole body, and what a washcloth is (or, “worshcloth”, as it’s pronounced here), since I was a wee babe.

The pit-groin touch up is what we’ve always called a “[redacted] bath”, and is only something you do when you’re in an extreme hurry, or after you’ve been [redacted]. I’ve never heard of anyone, of any color, who thought that was all you’re supposed to do…

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Ew. Come on people, you can clean your whole body with soap once a day.

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That guy sounds like a moron

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The hell? Get soap and wash your damn self. Absolutely disgusting. Armpits, crotch, backside. This must be an American thing.

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Subscription expires today. A month-and-a-bit shy of sixteen years.
I didn’t exactly post often, but I got more talky over the past few years and most of it was in here. So… bye.
And thanks for putting up with me.

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https://media1.tenor.com/images/bc06a8dd00e3961d92dc9fc57ed1e772/tenor.gif?itemid=16458781

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcLjmxout-A

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Finally discovered what a couple of Spells used by the Icecrown Rares are named!

The Whitish Spell is called Frozen Flame… Looks like a White Flame and deals Shadow Damage rather than Frostfire Damage or even Frost or Fire Damage!

I’m starting to suspect this Mawsworn Spell is only called Frozen Flame because of it’s color! It’s nothing but Death Energy made to look like White Fire! Probably the same type used by Brokers(Sire Denathrius does have a Broker working for him after all) considering the appearance.

The fact that the Broker working for Sire Denathrius could provide the Jailer with White Death Magic that delivers the Icy Cold Burn of Death is hilarious!

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Purple eyes now available for blood elves.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521772427060051979/778436412172140565/WoWScrnShot_111720_204406.jpg

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Jeff Bezos(richest guy in the world) is apparently making a meaningless symbolic Vanity Project that is a Clock designed to last a 10000 Years…

He doesn’t expect to make money off the thing so…

Who wants to volunteer to get him to make the Greatest Desert in Existence!

No need to be shy about confronting him! Just be bold and confident as you slip into casual conversation with him(provided you find his exact location).

Confidence and Audacity will get you anywhere and Billionaires as well as Millionaires will be taken in with such methods!

What is the ultimate desert? One that embodies best aspects of the Crystal Deserts(from Trials of Mana, GW, GW2 and the Dark Crystal Age of Resistance), Silithus, Spires of Arak and Kakkara Desert!

Kakkara Desert’s Moon Palace:

https://www.spriters-resource.com/fullview/54490/

Kakkara Desert’s Stars:

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/sxxR6V6oN1f2Er18K0A2eDzSQ_YIoUq52NqZyfXzF9NzOaIiGNBEP2dsdM7HDLVklTgMq8vnLzfB6LP9CV5-5kZtzCXxn03Qb2WJQa18uQGH

Silithus’s Crystals:

https://dwarvendistrict.files.wordpress.com/2019/03/silithus.jpg?w=640

Spires of Arak:

https://media.wowdb.com/attachments/59/685/635430275134310857.jpg

Trials of Mana Crystal Desert:

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mana/images/c/cc/Crystal_Desert.png/revision/latest?cb=20200512225030 and http://orcz.com/images/6/62/TrialsofManaCrystalDesert.jpg

Guild Wars Crystal Desert Boat Architecture:

https://i.imgur.com/CfTBC1e.png

Guild Wars Crystal Desert Mesa and Ruins:

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/gwwikia/images/8/8a/Skyward_Reach_1000x800.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20060904200008

Guild Wars Crystal Desert Salt Flats:

https://wiki.guildwars.com/images/d/d3/Seeker%27s_Passage.jpg

Guild Wars 2 Crystal Desert’s Sulfur Desolation:

https://wiki.guildwars2.com/images/d/d6/Sand_Jackal_Run.jpg,

Guild Wars 2 Crystal Desert’s Giant Vases:

https://wiki.guildwars2.com/images/c/c2/Broken_Shelf.jpg

Dark Crystal’s Crystal Desert:

https://cdna.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/021/200/878/large/jorge-formigos-cotsframes-0003.jpg?1570750124

The Ultimate Desert needs to be split into 3 portions to pull this off and getting Jeff Bezos to make it is the first idea that springs to mind! Just as long as we can find him!

Don’t go to close to him physically! He does have Bodyguards after all! Try to interact with him confidently without getting in trouble with the Bodyguards and look like you know what you are doing!

Any Pictures(the ones above with the descriptors I provided naturally) would naturally be handed over to the Bodyguards with confidence!