Stormwind Smells Like Feet

Wyrmrest Accord
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“Oh.”

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hangs a sign they jacked from a Jimmy John’s that says Free Smells on the Stormwind gates

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I’ve noticed that in Stormwind we have a sewage system and a canal. I’ve noticed that in Orgrimmar I can’t find a single outhouse. Makes you wonder where the Horde goes to the bathroom. Guess that’s why I felt something mushy on the bottom of my shoe when I attacked Org last night.

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Mogo use garrison outhouse Mogo like stay regular

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I AFKd next to the canal this afternoon cuz it was hella peaceful and when I care back, some giant gator was biting me.

Not very cool, if you ask me.

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What’s not very cool is irresponsible pet merchants selling adorable lil crocs to ignorant, if well-meaning, citizens. Those poor little beasts are unsuitable for city life and inevitably find themselves in municipal waterways where, unfortunately, their survival depends on finding food where they can, even if it’s one of our esteemed Lightforged friends.

Why won’t anyone think of the crocolisks? :sob:

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Dang. That sucks and all, but they don’t need to take it out on me. I’m just like, chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool. If they just roll up and are tryin to hang out, like, heck yeah bud.

Don’t bite me. That’s rude.

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bite it back, establish dominance

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I tried to hit him with my sweet lookin sword but he has the reflexes of a cat trying to avoid being pet.

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Get better reflexes then

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I must.

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Ireland wins but Viktur Krum catches the stinky boot.

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Stormwind? Smelling like feet? :thinking:

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With all of the sewage systems we have in Stormwind the only way it can smell like feet is if someone is smelling hoof. Not that I’m blaming our Draenei friends here, but we all know Orgrimmar smells like feet. And what does Orgrimmar have? Barefoot hooves clopping around on it. Okay so maybe some stinky Troll toe cheese too.

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Yes, my friend. I do not know what sorcery this is, but this land is cursed.

Maybe you’ve been around Stormwind too long, my friend. While there is sewage, you can also smell feet. It’s almost like… feetage. Footage? (Either of those is better than like, sewfoot or sewfeet)

It’s okay tho. Place can be hella stinky but it doesn’t mean that all the people are :smiley: