Started working on the future World of Warcraft expansion

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Slow Everquest death

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They started the new expansion like a year ago.

A position just opened up.

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Thanks, i missed it because of everyone’s artwork that has taken over the sub.

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Well they have sure offended the lot of you.

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Yeah cause the current user experience evangelist failed hard. At this rate ill be back in 2 years if the next person gets it right.

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Wait? They are looking for a new “Lead game designer”? Is Ion leaving or getting demoted?

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Plot twist!
World of warcraft: Unannounced Future
is the name of the next xpac

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This is not a job posting, this is supposed to be someone’s resume that works/worked for Blizzard.

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Who’d be dumb enough to still work for Blizzard nowadays?

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future endgame: a place where arena battles are based on how well players throw tantrums, nerd rage and complain about the game. Winners get Sour Grapes, which can be used to buy themselves special emotes like /cry hard and /spit on self

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Well there has to be something in the works that is about the First Ones right?

We all require a planting pot to grow mats that can be cooked to turn into meals that enable the use of special emotes?

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Didn’t Blizzard say all development work on WoW had been halted in the wake of the lawsuit, and wouldn’t resume until it was resolved?

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Ahhh
 that’s quite clever.

Like for you!

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New World of Warcraft: A Realm Reborn

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They start working on it I think once the current expansion is launched I believe or somewhere along those lines. I think they plan things sometimes even further but the design, planning is when that starts I believe.

So no surprise :stuck_out_tongue: were you expecting SL to be the final expansion or something :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Wow. You are freaking hilarious.

World of Hello Kitty. Brilliant. How do you come up with this comedy gold?

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With how things are currently going with WoW my guesses for the next xpac include.

-they are going to make Anduin trans and focus on his bold and stunning quest for acceptance, we will have to “deal with”some pesky advisors in SW who don’t care that Anduin is trans, but that are drawing attention to the public about citizens getting murdered in Elwynn forest & Westfall by invading orcs and are distracting from Anduins stunning and brave personal tale.

  • Guards in capital cities will have a gun buy back program for hunters because why do they need them? the city guards can just protect them.

  • 50% of city guards will be removed because they are oppressive.

  • the remaining guards will be unable to respond to or follow a player of the opposite faction entering a capital city until they attack another player because racism.

  • players will be unable to enter banks, shops, auction houses or inns until they toggle their helm to visible, demon Hunter blindfolds are unacceptable as they do not cover the mouth & nose.

  • players will be unable to participate in battlegrounds, instances, raids or arenas unless they are buffed by whatever flask blizzard has decided on for the current patch cycle, players will have no personal choice in the flask and all players will use the same flask type regardless of class or spec.

-players must show proof of said flask buff to use the deeprun tram or flight points.

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Well. Congrats on writing up the dumbest thing I’ve seen on the forum today.

I bet you felt real good writing it up.

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I thought it was brilliant, can we add anything else to it?

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the OP contains info from the job listing