Star Wars Spinoffs

With all the Spinoffs we have been having recently how long until we get some Dark Jedi getting ideas to capture a Clone Trooper, forcefully reach into his mind, discover programming, locate the Microchip, discover Order 66 and Order 65 and use the latter against Sidious necessitating the abolition of the Clone Army.

Better yet can the Spinoff have the guy(who has by now embraced sowing Chaos and desires Dark Side Secrets) take over Vader’s Castle and the Imperial Palace following Return of the Jedi just so that we can see the sets reused?

Surely Sidious would keep the Artifacts he plundered from the Jedi Temple within the Imperial Palace so that he could study them personally! Both Vader and Sidious’s Artifacts would be of interest to Dark Jedi.

If the Dark Jedi lives past Rise of Skywalker’s era the guy could ransack Exegol too while not making any grabs at political power due to the hassle being not worth it.

It’s funny to me in a universe as large as Star Wars could be that the fans and Disney keep going back to the same characters that should have been retired in the 80s.

I thought the Mandalorian was finally going to get away from that but nope, they just had to bring back the most over hyped character from the originally trilogy.

So don’t worry, I’m sure more CGI Luke, Leia, Vadar, Sidious, Darth Maul and other popular characters will make a return and they’ll all meet up on Tatooine, because again, in a universe that could have been infinite, we just have to go back to that one backwater planet.

When are we getting Zorba the Hutt? He is a much more interesting character than his son Jabba as he is the rightful head of Jabba’s Crime Family due to Papa the Hutt’s demise.

Zorba is older than Yoda just as his mother Mama the Hutt is.

We need Nar Shaddaa as well as Nal Hutta not to mention Taris, Empress Teta and Wind(a City Planet that has a small desert in the middle of it’s Planet-sized City).

Taris is a 4-layered City Planet which is covered in Vines nowadays.

Nal Hutta’s higher levels are like Coruscant’s lower levels in regards to crime.

As for Tatooine being a Backwater Planet: It stopped being one when a Child immaculately conceived by the Force was born there.

Incidentally the Obi-Wan TV Show had Obi-Wan leave Tatooine for most of the Season so the Franchise might actually be moving on to newer places due to all the complaining!

We will still meet old friends as expected but the dusty old Centerpiece of the Franchise is finally being pushed out of the spotlight!

Facing an old Hutt with a Beard who is Jabba’s father would be something Fans would love to see. As for him being too much like his son: All Hutts are indistinguishable aside from Ziro and Mama the Hutt.

Zorba having a Beard and outliving his son Jabba should be a sign that he is more competent than his Son and thus not having Slave-Women chained next to him.

Incidentally when are we getting a Hutt(preferably Zorba) who decides he wants to turn Nar Shaddaa into a Death Star with Hyperdrive, Shields to protect from Hyperspace and multiple Laser Dishes so that he can blow up any Planets who annoy him(while looting Exegol’s Fleet of Planet destroying Star Destroyers to create his own Fleet of Planet Killers)?