Sticky keys and short queues truly the backbone of Alliance PvP!
But why would you want to farm pugs when you could fight a fun game against the most wholesome and well oiled people in the game and get a massage after? Slowly. Scented. Lights dim. Candles. Enya playing softly but you would almost not notice.
It was GGS. Yall held the choke good! Was a fun game
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The devastation SPM visited on the pugs last night in our quest for vengeance was beyond fathoming.
My premade friends. We must settle our differences in wargames lest the pugs feel the brunt of the fiery destruction wrought by our conflict
This is the power they must feed on. Boring to SPM, but joyous to the other community leaders that doge or donât wargame!
AVM even sent in 3 scouts⌠they left. Imagine. 3 Deserters.
I would like a rematch on DJL game though. Wasnât fair. You know what would be? A wargame 
RR has members in several communities. Maybe a Wargame or ten IS the way forward? What is the absolute worse thing that could happen? A loss?
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Got to be tough to be an avm member . Long as meso is in charge , they will continue to be the most cowardly group of them all. Avm members fighting for a leader who does 0 dmg ( literally ) and hides with drek or airship all match without being in a gun etc
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When choosing between a select few and the masses, always choose the masses. And if you are referring to me as one of the select few, that ship has sailed for me. I feel strongly that all measures have been exhausted, especially when those of us trying to make peace were not aware that you and D were over here in the forums sewing division and hate still. Letâs just play the game and have fun. I think that is best for everyone at this point.
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What wasnât fair?
As an excuse farmer, the harvest has been more than plentiful so far this season; just look at all of these delicious, lame excuses - and the variety!
Thank you for fertilizing the epic bg soil with the bodies of pugs. We can now feed the entire village of ruthless refugees twice over.
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The part where they lost lol. So much effort and they just get stomped. A comedy really.
A+ transmog. Love it actually.
Deacon, you are lost. SPM queued AV hoping for a real fight, not a double-stack. FoFA showing up on our side turned it into a lopsided match. DJL didnât just lose, they melted at the choke. Sure it was a win, but not the one we wanted. No glory in rolling a team that barely had time to react.
Pure SPM vs DJL is what we want!
Wargame us Torture so this doesnât happen!
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We put in 0 effort and beat any premade we see aside from 3D the vast majority of the time we see them
The last time we saw you you melted. It was almost a perfect score for SPM
You should wargame us
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You should keep screaming about it. Go pound some sand. Literally and figuratively. lol.
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I still see a lot of smack talk but not a lot of wargames.
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We just discussed this in disc and the response was: We play every night, not just Mondays. We donât like scheduled pvp. Weâre casual. Then the best one was: you have enough, wargame yourselves! 
I used to think casual meant playing infrequently, I thank you for the correction. I now know itâs every night religiously during prime time hours 
Alliance are starting to wargame. Itâs a lot of fun when you donât take the game too serious. You should try it! Like someone said, whatâs the worst that can happen, a loss?
** We are trying desperately to get communities to wargame more often so that PUGS can have more pug vs pug matches. We can free up the mode for an hour or more during prime time. **
edit: I said alliance were wargaming. Everyone except for RR. They are proud pug stumpers exclusively.
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And then:
So D-Minus outsmarts Renea by switching toons here:
D-Minus ladies and gentlemen! The most wholesome, inspiring, reasonable, and totally not insane leader of RR with another excellent response to a friendly wargame post. In a video gameâŚ
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Would you believe me if I didnât see this post as important enough to switch toons lol