Sorry, but you can't nerf Infinite Stars

wait what are stars

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(Scribbles down notes for the April 1st patch notes)

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This is a top quality post.

lol

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Make sure you reuse the global cooldown one.

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"After careful deliberation, we have decided to increase Infinite Stars damage by 200%, then decrease it by 76.3%, increase it by 0.4%, and then decrease it by e%.

Since Infinite Stars are already Infinite, players should observe no changes."

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This is one of the many reasons why we love Kaivax :rofl:

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When I saw the title I thought this was just gonna be complaining about a nerf. Then I read it. I am incredibly amused. 10/10.

due to rising amounts of greenhouse gases /glares at the taurens all spells/abilities will now have global warmings instead

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“Transfinite Stars”

“Aleph-0 Stars”

“w(Omega) Stars”

Blizzard is just a little behind the times. Until a couple of years back it was thought:

Infinite sets are not all created equal, however. There are actually many different sizes or levels of infinity; some infinite sets are vastly larger than other infinite sets.

~https://www.businessinsider.com.au/the-different-sizes-of-infinity-2013-11?r=US&IR=T

However in 2017, two mathematicians disproved the accepted theories of infinity.

In a breakthrough that disproves decades of conventional wisdom, two mathematicians have shown that two different variants of infinity are actually the same size. . . . .
In their new work, Malliaris and Shelah resolve a related 70-year-old question about whether one infinity (call it p ) is smaller than another infinity (call it t ). They proved the two are in fact equal, much to the surprise of mathematicians.

~https://www.quantamagazine.org/mathematicians-measure-infinities-find-theyre-equal-20170912/

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How is this possible? So much of your culture revolves around scrolls, and lore-keeping! What happened to “No Pandaren Left Behind?”

Digging into it a bit – they didn’t prove that the natural number set has the same cardinality as the real number set, they proved that all sets of cardinal characteristics of the continuum are the same size.

Link w/ the best “normal” explanation I could find: ~https://math.stackexchange.com/a/2427419

Edit: I keep leaving out words.

(Scribbles down notes for the April 1st patch notes)

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