Hey Gentarn, have you seen this meme yet (the paladin memes are even better!):
“I am the Disc Priest.
I log in. My cloth gear? Purely visual. My armour? Non-existent. I could be n ked and boss damage still wouldn’t kill me.
My UI is set up to show the two most important things — a damage meter and a cooldown tracker. The only healing spell on my bars is PW:S.
It’s not World of Warcraft. It’s World of Shieldcraft.
I sign up for a key. They take 3 seconds to invite me, so I decline and sign up for another. I know my worth. If it’s not instant, they don’t deserve me.
I’m summoned to a dungeon. “Who wants PI?” I type in chat with a smirk. The fire mage opens a trade window with 10k. The unholy dk posts a PI sim in party chat, so I add them to my ignore list.
The dungeon begins. The tank pulls several trash packs, so I use PW:S on them. My healing is done. The rest of this pull will be entirely damage gcds.
I’m not here to be a healer. I’m here to be a 4th dps.
An aoe goes off and the rogue dies. “Any heals??” they put in chat. I link crimson vial in response and then report them for hateful conduct.
The tank calls for pain suppression before the next pull, but they still have the shield from the previous pack so I ignore them. The mage doesn’t have combustion back up, so I’m 4th on dps. I make sure to share the damage meter in chat with a “lol” afterwards.
Mid-boss fight I tab out to check Wowhead. Blizzard has just announced disc priest’s weekly nerf. I use shadowfiend, then AFK to complain on the forums. When I tab back in, the rogue is dead, so I link cloak of shadows in party.
The dungeon ends, and the fire mage is top overall. They’ve been getting PI, so that makes me top damage by extension. “yw for carry” I type, then leave to AFK in Dornogal once more.
Interrupts done? 0.
CC done? 0.
I don’t play a healer to heal.
I play a healer to be a dps with 0 responsibility.
Because I’m the disc priest.
And I don’t heal pain. I suppress it.”