It really is a sad thing to what the horde has become. I wish we could go back to pre-mop horde where our leaders werent alliance cowards in disguise.
You’ve been in PVE mode for so long looking at blue names that you’ve forgotten what this entire world is built on.
That’s not everyone else’s fault though.
Statement: The Horde is still solely composed of proteinaceous water bound by fat layers.
Deducement: Horde is inferior to Alliance. Alliance possesses superior mechanical lifeforms.
I am truly surprised…I thought they looked like dorky chihuahuas and that Id never work for one.When I was in battleground with my new alliance allied Dk and I came across a Vulpera Dk and killed it , then i KNEW I MUST HAVE ONE!
I can’t make fun of them if we’re all on the same team. Factions are ESSENTIAL
Why not? People do it all the time already?
Please, illuminate us as to what this world is built on.
I’ve been playing since Warcraft: Orcs and Humans, so I’m interested to hear your answer.
The absolutely pointless faction war, that never goes anywhere, and can never actually have a satasfying conclusion because it would alienate a huge portion of the player base?
WoW. So compelling. 
The faction war between the alliance and horde is pointless fluff.
If Endless, mindnumblingly boring war, war, war and nothing but war is the only thing you care about. You should probably play warhammer, not warcraft.
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I really hope you aren’t so dense to believe that Horde and the Alliance aren’t just gonna team up and fight the REAL bad guy…
I bet you were REALLY surprised when we teamed up for the 9000th time.
This game has been about working together since Warcraft 3 my dude.
Yes, Mr. Orc. We are the best.
Toughest
Who can’t even hold their liquor.
Prettiest
Last I checked Night Elves were hunting the Horde down to add more Blood to the Bloodwell, and for Skulls to give to the Moon Goddess to build Her a new Throne.
Cutest
Okay, I will have to admit the Vulpera do edge out the Gnomes in cute factor. But that’s only because they’re fuzzy, it’s an unfair genetic advantage and I hear Gnomish Scientists are already well on the way to countering it.
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You consider night elves pretty? Psh.
Tauren gals are 10x better.
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Okay, I do admit I may be weird, but that attraction is from Warcraft 3 lore and there is just something about a race of immortal amazon warrior women who are savage enough to make Grommash Hellscream stand back and say “I say, that’s a little excessive.”
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Human ladies are prettier than night elves. I really just don’t get the attraction to elves.
Correction: My olfactory sensors are detecting large amounts of E-3-methylhex-2-enoic acid and 3-hydroxy-3-methylhexanoic acid, sulfanylalkanols and particularly large amounts of 3-methyl-3-sulfanylhexan-1-ol. Along with trace amounts of butyric acid and propionic acid.
Conclusion: The large amount of metabolites from native and foreign organisms suggests poor hygine and thusly low beauty.
Reccommendation: Mechanical augmentation, or detergent bath.
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Exactly, the horde is now superior in literally all parts of WoW uwu
I’m probably cleaner than 99.9% of you robot wannabes.
Hey now I’m sure they use WD40 and polish up nicely
I mean…it helps a lot of people, honestly? Big one is it deals with the faction imbalance at the higher end we’ve experienced.
The factions have been dumbed down to not matter for years. And the one expansion that was supposed to instill faction pride in everyone instead tore it out of virtually everyone.
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WD-40 would make them more oily. Just less squeaky. But not more clean.