I would put a yellow ? over my head and offer gold and some junk collected from Cracker Jack boxes if people will bring me the heads of 7 military officers from their respective factions. Then when they are done I will offer them more gold and junk from Cracker Jack boxes if they will sabotage 6 pieces of military equipment. Then I offer gold and something from the tacky martial arts store in the mall that I painted purple if they group up and kill their factions leaders. Finally I offer gold, something from Home Depot painted purple, and a horse with a different-colored saddle if they declare me ruler of the world.
Iâll have the world under my control by lunch time after patch day. Nobody ever reads the quest text.
I would give everyone their own housing so people would stay inside and become interior decorators instead of being out in the world fighting evil. Alllll part of Xalaâbabeâs master planâŚ
This man would win.
Every other reply would result in being taken down by a raid group, but this guy gets it
i know iâve been sometimes nasty to you in these forums, but i want you to know that i adore this post and it should have been an expansion premise yesterday.
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It is all good. I never take these forums personally. Sometimes we all have differing opinions, and sometimes threads can get a bit heated and spicy. At the end of the day we are all just human and live in our own worlds 
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too true! plus itâs hard to lastingly hate on a dude who realizes the absolutely terrifying potential threat gnomes pose to the peoples of azeroth. theyâre small, but theyâre feisty
Military conquest or undermining the other leaders would be the best bet, or a mix of the two.
This is the world of warcraft, not the world of diplomacycraft.
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It could still be an expansion 
As a 19 year Gnome veteran, I am still waiting til I can race change ALL of my classes to Gnome or Mechagnome, and you are right⌠people underestimate the small, quiet ones. We have a TON of fight in usâŚ
Mekkatorque is a BOSSâŚ
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i only wish, i only wish there were more panted cloth mog options. gnome casters have been my mainstay for many years, but i canât get over how weird i think the robe-tube model looks on them.
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Technically, the Iron Horde was under Grommashâs leadership since he was its Warchief
Orgrim Doomhammer wouldâve been more successful.
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Need to have a serious, life threatening discussion with the âleaders.â
If Andy, Thrall, void lady, Jaina and all these other supposedly powerful âleaders,â arenât spending their time leading and arenât joining our raids/parties to fight evil forcesâŚWhat exactly are they doing? And why are they getting credit for saving azeroth for the 100th timeâŚwhen Iâm the one doing it.
They need to either join my party, pay my monthly sub, or weâre going to have to LOCK THEM UP. People like Anduin and Iâm sure many others are guilty of so many crimes. There is no reason for them to be roaming free, whining, and asking for our helpâŚLet alone leading kingdoms.
But what will you do when the Mechagnomes inevitably go the way of Skynet, cast off their AI shackles, and annihilate all of us meat creatures?
Suck out all the Azerite in the planet until the Azeroth dies, then use all the power from said Azerite to resurrect the world itself as an undead under my command.
As the King Mechagnome of New Mechagon (renaming Azeroth in my own image), I will simply rebuild all races with mech tech and have mecha-elves, mecha-humans, mecha-draenei, etc and return them to their former lives in a superior body⌠and continue to rule. If the burning legion ever comes back, or anyone including the titans attempt an invasion, I will have 4 billion mechs and bots to throw at them.
I would feign a massive attack, maybe at Stormwind, get all the enemy forces concentrated there, then land my invasion at some poorly defended spot, establish a beachhead, get my divisions on to the beach and proceed inland step by step while my air power dominated the skies. That⌠or nuke them from orbit.
Most of my new minions will look like this
