who? no seriously who? 
Stalking is bad enough. Fishing on the forums is even worse. Should be a ToS violation.
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Uughh these people using random words as names. Lame 
Hang on, just…
Adding your name to the…list…K, got it<3
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Does this mean there is a secret forum discord where people talk and gather? 
Well if she doesn’t want to answer you then she’s obviously busy making burritos
Why else did the gods make gnomes feet so small… so they can stand closer to the campfire!
Now watch someone get offended by that
When a gnome makes food, is it normal sized or like mini size for them?
Like a mini burrito
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I’m offended by people offended by that.
" Lovely Rita, meter maid
Lovely Rita, meter maid
Lovely Rita, meter maid
Nothing can come between us
When it gets dark, I tow your heart away
Standing by a parking meter
When I caught a glimpse of Rita
Filling in the ticket in her little white book
In a cap, she looked much older
And the bag across her shoulder
Made her look a little like a military man
… :
Rita, meter maid
(Lovely Rita, meter maid) oh, lovely Rita meter, meter maid
(Lovely Rita, meter maid)" - Paul Mccartney / John Lennon
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How so?
/10 char
Fight me.
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My ex-wife was Rita. I have no idea where she is.
Oh… BTW: I’m Bob.
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a bit of nostalgia, but when I think of Rita, my brain flips back to the 80s and “Rita the ETA eater”
ripper Rita!
No more please I beg you. You’ve already destroyed me too many times…
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Ooh cute, I got a thread! I’m not lost, I’m busy.
Brb 4 hours (or not if I forget)
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No I won’t I’m going clubbing tonight
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Have fun, Rita.
Stay safe.
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whew…had me worried something happened to you, lol.
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remember, no witnesses.
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